Archive for November, 2005
R520: What’s the Big Deal?
So the ATI crowd is apparently creaming jeans over ATI’s newest chipset: the R520. For a moment I feared ATI, because this sounded like a real be-all end-all. Well, as far as I can tell, it’s not.
What do people buy $500 video cards for? Games. Let’s look at some benchmarks comparing ATI’s R520 monster, the [...]
Mmm…Pointless Rules…
My job involves a lot of sitting around doing absolutely nothing, so my employers encourage people to bring in things to entertain themselves: Gameboys, books, crochet projects, PDAs, Lego’s, WHATEVER. People bring in all sorts of crazy stuff to keep themselves from literally dying of boredom. So what is the exception to this rule? LAPTOPS.
Now, [...]
Startling New Information on Heaven!
This just in!
A brand new tract from my favorite fundamentalist propaganda site has confirmed the following:
Heaven houses the universe’s largest multiplex, in which a movie of your life is played upon your arrival. It appears as though all current inhabitants of heaven are forced to watch your life, so when God™ decides whether or not [...]
