Archive for May, 2006
Boobs=Hell
(20:36:31) Caleb: did i tell you about my older brother telling on me for having R rated movies?
(20:37:03) Caleb: back in march-ish
(20:37:17) Bill: yeah
(20:37:53) Caleb: well, apparently he came up to my room this afternoon while i was at work and found harold and kumar so he told them AGAIN (last time i told them [...]
Perfect Situation
Quickly becoming one of my favorite Weezer songs…
What’s the deal with my brain?
Why am I so obviously insane?
In a perfect situation
I let love down the drain.
There’s the pitch, slow and straight.
All I have to do is swing and I’m a hero
but I’m a zero.
Hungry nights, once again
Now it’s getting unbelievable.
‘Cause I could not have it [...]
Air Guitar Hero
This should give you a good idea of the sort of people I hang out with.
We have quite a few excellent air guitarists in my circle of friends. Two of whom, “The Justins”, definitely stand out from the group as true masters of their craft, but it was just one half of “The Justins”, now [...]
Dear Catholicism:
The Da Vinci Code
Total US Gross $77,073,388
Worldwide Gross $224,073,388
The Passion of the Christ
Total US Gross $370,773,867
Worldwide Gross $609,993,088
(18:04:40) Chris: i guess the catholics are in an uproar, despite the fact that the book has [...]
Random Thought As I Go To Bed
Sincerely, I would have died for Bonnie, and holy shit am I glad the opportunity never arose because I sure would have felt like the biggest dumbass. How cool would it be to be remembered for that?
“Sure do miss Bill. Sucks that he took that bullet for that girl that was sleeping around on him [...]
Oooooops
So my blog has been inundated…no, BOMBARDED with spam recently. At first it was just kinda annoying because it was a couple spam messages a day for like diet pills or credit cards or similar bullshit, but in the past week, it’s jumped to like 100 spam comments a day, easy.
Okay, so long story short, [...]
Some New Troutmouth Crap
Well our band still has a home, as we’ve managed to cram both bands, 5-piece Death to the King and 4-piece Troutmouth, into one tiny room. The setup isn’t pretty, but it has to work until we can find somewhere else to practice. Rearranging the practice room to accomodate both bands allowed us to reconfigure [...]
Read More..>>Oh, huh
My blog is officially a year old.
Pointless stats:
174 posts
255 comments
In order to commemorate, I have designed this new Super Mario Bros. themed masthead, which features an 8-bit Bill.
New Super Mario Bros!
DUDE.
It’s been a long time coming, but the new Super Mario Bros., cleverly titled “New Super Mario Bros.” for DS came out today. If you’re not playing it, you’re so out of the loop! Get with the program!
I can’t believe how great it feels to be playing a CLASSIC-style side-scrolling Mario. The game mechanics are [...]
Weezer and I Have Made Amends
It took some time. A lot of time. In fact, it took just over one full year.
Maybe I’m just too forgiving, or maybe it really just needed to grow on me, but I have finally come to really enjoy Weezer’s newest album, Make Believe (released May 10, 2005), with which I was initially SEVERELY [...]


