Random Thought As I Go To Bed
Sincerely, I would have died for Bonnie, and holy shit am I glad the opportunity never arose because I sure would have felt like the biggest dumbass. How cool would it be to be remembered for that?
“Sure do miss Bill. Sucks that he took that bullet for that girl that was sleeping around on him for like 3 years*.”
“Yeah, what a waste.”
The answer, of course, is that it would not be cool to be remembered for that at all.
*The part of me that desperately wants to believe she was faithful for at least two of the five years we were together
May 25th, 2006 at 7:36 am
It’s a good thing people WON’T remember you for doing that. Instead, they’ll remember you as being the guy who kissed another guy friend for some Taco Bell.
May 25th, 2006 at 12:27 pm
Oh I’ve done MUCH worse. Hopefully not quite as many people remember them…
May 25th, 2006 at 3:24 pm
I remember many, many, many things Bill. I think quite a few of them involve me too. Or carrying Justin around naked…just something that comes to mind…you know.
May 26th, 2006 at 1:53 pm
Alcohol is a fickle mistress
May 27th, 2006 at 1:58 am
The reality of course, is that you didn’t die for that fucking moron, yet continue to dwell on it for like AT LEAST 4 whole days now. It’s been kind of a fucking drag. PLUS I’ve lost 60 dollars betting that the next person you dated would be male. Thanks Bill.