Boobs=Hell
(20:36:31) Caleb: did i tell you about my older brother telling on me for having R rated movies?
(20:37:03) Caleb: back in march-ish
(20:37:17) Bill: yeah
(20:37:53) Caleb: well, apparently he came up to my room this afternoon while i was at work and found harold and kumar so he told them AGAIN (last time i told them it was ong bak)
(20:38:17) Bill: haha
(20:38:22) Caleb: he’s so fucking lame
(20:39:03) Caleb: i had to spend half an hour lying to my dad that i still had a good “walk” with god
(20:39:26) Bill: haha
(20:39:29) Caleb: and that i’m still not planning to have sex until i’m married
(20:39:55) Caleb: it’s SOOO dumb
(20:40:22) Caleb: when i came home from work, i walked up to my room and seth was standing there with the movies in his hand
(20:40:37) Bill: hahahahaha
(20:40:42) Caleb: he was like “so i found these movies… extreme unrated and rated r edition?”
(20:40:57) Bill: how old is this guy again?
(20:41:02) Caleb: 24
(20:41:38) Bill: hahahahaha
(20:41:40) Caleb: so then he asked me if they had nudity and i told him that they did but it was only like one scene
(20:42:04) Caleb: he then went on to explain why that’s pornography for about 5 min
(20:42:55) Caleb: and followed that up by asking me what god would think
(20:43:04) Caleb: i told him i didn’t think god would care
(20:43:08) Bill: hahaha
(20:43:11) Bill: good for you
(20:43:32) Caleb: then he asks “doesn’t that make you lust?”
(20:44:06) Caleb: and i told him it wasn’t like i was jacking off to it or anything… it’s just a 15 second scene
(20:44:49) Caleb: then he asked me if i was surpressing homosexual tendencies, because for some reason he doesn’t think that’s possible
(20:45:13) Caleb: he’s so fucking dumb
(20:45:15) Bill: WHAT?
(20:45:18) Bill: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
(20:45:54) Bill: dude
(20:45:57) Bill: that guy needs to get laid
(20:46:03) Caleb: hahaha
May 29th, 2006 at 9:36 pm
(20:56:23) Caleb: before my dad left he asked me to honor my mother’s wishes and not watch anymore while i’m in the house
(20:56:27) Caleb: which i still think is bullshit
(20:56:34) Caleb: i’m not asking them to watch
(20:56:38) Caleb: they’re not paying for it
(20:56:38) Bill: right
(20:56:46) Caleb: well, they’re paying for the house and stuff
(20:56:55) Caleb: but i mean… me watching a movie has NO effect on them
(20:57:17) Bill: right
(20:57:18) Caleb: that’s like me asking them not to have sex while i’m in the house, because i think the thought of it is terrifying
(20:57:24) Bill: hahahahhahahhaa
(20:57:26) Bill: good point
(20:57:28) Bill: hahahhahaha
May 29th, 2006 at 9:36 pm
Seth’s such a caring brother.
May 29th, 2006 at 9:50 pm
Maybe you should tell on him for rooting through your shit…
May 30th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
i’m curious, does his family get as upset about violence in film as they do about sex?
May 30th, 2006 at 4:10 pm
Nope, violence is perfectly fine; It’s sex that’s evil whether it’s in film or not. You know, the one that doesn’t hurt anyone.
When I was talking to my dad, I brought up that all those James Bond movies he loves are loaded with sex, the only difference is that you don’t see nipples. Somewhat ironically, before he left he said something about how they may have raised us too liberally by allowing us to even watch those movies (PG-13). I told him they were raising us too conservatively by shielding us from the alternate. He just left.
I assume it’s behind me.
May 30th, 2006 at 5:29 pm
So just as long as you don’t see Dr. Holly Goodhead, Honey Ryder, Chu Mi, Xenia Onatopp, Plenty O’Toole, or Pussy Galore’s nipples, James Bond flicks are perfectly okay. Innuendo doesn’t make you lust?
Just SAYING half those names out loud should be a one-way ticket to hell.
I’m curious how your older brother plans on functioning in the real world. If he ever plans on joining us, that is.
May 30th, 2006 at 6:24 pm
I’m sure he’ll use the same strategy my parents have used. Basically, that means he can’t attend any non-Christian events and his work place will have to be Christian-based (right now he’s working at my dad’s medical practice). He’ll also have to set rules in his house for his kids that declare R rated movies, M rated television shows, M rated video games, and Parental Advisory labeled cd’s as illegal FOREVER. PG-13 movies will not be viewable until the age of 13, and even then they’ll be monitored by researching them on some bullshit site like pluggedinonline.com. Bed time will be at 10 at the latest on school nights until his kids graduate. This is all assuming he gets married and has kids, of course. Then again, even if he doesn’t I’m sure he’ll apply the same rules to himself.
May 30th, 2006 at 9:25 pm
never assume, they’ll go for an intervention and send you off to some fundamentalist boot camp
May 31st, 2006 at 11:21 pm
I had a friend when I was younger whose parents had similar rules. He grew up to be a very successful, well-balanced, and virtuous member of society. Just kidding, he overdosed on heroin after he killed his wife.