Shower Beer
Alright, so my friends have been hyping shower beer for quite a while now, but I’m a professional skeptic. Well, that’s putting it nicely. Maybe I’m a professional cynic. My friends, of course, are professional hypemen.
What’s that? Don’t know what a shower beer is? Why, it’s drinking a beer whilst showering!
So anyway, I just got off work, had to take a shower, wanted to enjoy a beer; this was the perfect opportunity to combine both rituals.
You’re DYING to know the result, yes? Just how incredible could a beer in the shower be? What did I think?
Believe the hype, baby.
June 6th, 2006 at 9:25 am
is it as great as taking a shit in the pool???????
June 6th, 2006 at 12:16 pm
It’s like taking a shit in 3 different pools. Or 3 different shits in a single pool. No, scratch that, it’s like fitting into your skinny jeans.
June 6th, 2006 at 12:45 pm
It truly is one of the greatest dichotomies in the universe. Hot steamy shower, cold sweaty beer…it’s incredible. It just feels good and right. I don’t care who you are. I don’t care if you don’t like beer, if you drink it in the shower you will. This is truth.
June 7th, 2006 at 12:18 am
What if you don’t like showers?
June 7th, 2006 at 4:21 pm
ok so i think that one thing that might be better than drinking a beer in the shower would be drinking a cold beer in the shower while getting a blow job?
June 7th, 2006 at 4:34 pm
I wonder how many blowjobs Jen has had…
June 7th, 2006 at 9:40 pm
…probably a gajallion.
June 7th, 2006 at 11:52 pm
wrong, a gajallion and one.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:04 am
Wow. I have to admit, that was pretty great. Next best thing to cracking open a cold one in a hot tub.
July 3rd, 2006 at 1:34 am
I can only assume that a video update for this is in the works. Oh and I can confirm that Jen has bad a Brazillian and one blowjobs.