Mission: Live Boring Life Accomplished
Was offered the opportunity to photograph an upcoming bachelorette party for a friend of a friend’s (read: complete strangers). While I can think of a couple things that could possibly be less exciting than creating mountains of incriminating evidence of a full night of drunken female debauchery, I politely declined, explaining that it wouldn’t be so much “weird” as it would be “really fucking weird“.
Objective: Lead extremely boring life. Success!



July 5th, 2006 at 6:12 pm
let me get this straight. You turned DOWN the opportunity to film partying women?????
hmmmmmm I think I see why Chris bet the way he did
July 5th, 2006 at 6:37 pm
ITs really sad to see that this is ALL you’ve done since I’ve been gone. Suck it. the WILDBEAR
July 6th, 2006 at 1:05 am
Hahahahaha!!! Burned by Mom!!!
July 6th, 2006 at 2:56 am
What goes on at bachelorette parties anyway? Don’t dudes usually dance around naked for the girls? Maybe she thinks you are gay too, and thats why she invited you…or maybe I’m completely wrong about bachelorette parties.
July 6th, 2006 at 2:43 pm
DUH CHUCK
July 6th, 2006 at 4:04 pm
go count your dick jen