Archive for July, 2006
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I was informed, the last time I went to pay my cell bill in person, that my two-year contract was nearing its end, which made me eligible for a new phone at promotional prices. I’ve had the same phone for two years, and caved on my return visit, purchasing a Motorola Razr. Yes, it’s extremely [...]
Read More..>>Mission: Live Boring Life Accomplished
Was offered the opportunity to photograph an upcoming bachelorette party for a friend of a friend’s (read: complete strangers). While I can think of a couple things that could possibly be less exciting than creating mountains of incriminating evidence of a full night of drunken female debauchery, I politely declined, explaining that it wouldn’t be [...]
Read More..>>Unattractive Gay Men Think I Am Attractive
I’ve recently picked up a part time (I guess 60 hours is part time?) job at a liquor store just a couple blocks from my house. The “hilarious” thing is that is pays more than my last job in networking. Wheeeee. Anyway, you meet some real characters selling alcohol, and it makes for a fairly [...]
Read More..>>Still Alive…
Right, so I haven’t been able to hang out at my computer much lately, mostly because I’ve managed to work like 65 hours this week. Here’s a quick recap of a couple important events, in haiku format, since it’s five in the morning. I don’t know what that means.
Redneck wants a beer
I gladly sell it [...]
