Archive for August, 2006
You Gotta Hand it to the Beach Boys…
…for rewriting the same song a thousand times and making a fortune off of it.
Fuckin dicks.
The New Taste Sensation
Shower beer was a pretty excellent discovery, but I have a new one that COULD top it.
Next time you find yourself in possession of a Snickers bar and a Red Stripe, do yourself a favor and enjoy both of them simultaneously. I don’t even like candy, and it was like my taste buds were having [...]
Casper on Flaming!
For some reason when I originally saw it, I didn’t think anything of the enormous plumes of thick smoke rising from the mountain bordering the south side of my town. I guess when a fire is that far away you don’t realize how big the flames have to be to create that much smoke. Well, [...]
Read More..>>I Like My Poison Like I Like My Women: Expensive and in Large Quantities
I noticed tonight that my beer bottle cap collection is getting pretty hefty, and since Amanda’s out of town and I forgot how to have fun by myself, I decided to tally ‘em all up.
The collection has grown by 360 caps in just three short months, and holy hell did I ever develop a [...]
What A Disaster…
So Troutmouth has been able to organize a whopping one practice since our show over two months ago, purely due to disagreeing work schedules. Sure, playing bass by myself is fun, but I’ve been jonesin to get back to playing with a band. I jumped at the chance, then, when another bizarre local band posted [...]
Read More..>>Makes “Sexyback” Sound Like Vivaldi
(14:19:01) Bill: i was sitting on amandas bed
(14:19:06) Bill: staring at the floor
(14:19:07) Bill: nothing was wrong
(14:19:11) Bill: i just happened to be looking down
(14:19:15) Bill: and she goes “whats wrong?”
(14:19:22) Bill: and came and sat next to me really worried
(14:19:29) Bill: and i kinda looked up at her and said, with this concerned look [...]
Site’s Back Up, Kids!
Yes, there was a little confusion over the renewal of my domain name, because I am a moron. I was also too lazy to renew it in any sort of timely manner, but finally bit the bullet and spent 25 seconds today submitting the renewal form. Unfortunately, because I had to cancel my debit card [...]
Read More..>>Death From Above 1979 Broke Up!
Blah!
Some excerpts from the latest update on their site:
“i know its been forever since i wrote anything on here. im sure by now most of you assume the band isnt happening anymore since there are no shows, no work on a new album, etc. well. i wanted to let you know that your assumptions are [...]
