Makes “Sexyback” Sound Like Vivaldi
(14:19:01) Bill: i was sitting on amandas bed
(14:19:06) Bill: staring at the floor
(14:19:07) Bill: nothing was wrong
(14:19:11) Bill: i just happened to be looking down
(14:19:15) Bill: and she goes “whats wrong?”
(14:19:22) Bill: and came and sat next to me really worried
(14:19:29) Bill: and i kinda looked up at her and said, with this concerned look on my face
(14:19:33) Bill: ‘nothing…its just…’
(14:19:52) Bill: ‘…how come every time you come around, my london london bridge wanna go down?”
(14:19:59) Shawn: hahahahaha
(14:20:00) Bill: but i said it really seriously
(14:20:01) Bill: hahahaha
(14:20:08) Shawn: hahahah
(14:20:12) Shawn: dumbest shit ever
(14:20:17) Bill: have you heard that stupid fuckin song?
(14:20:21) Shawn: no, thank god
(14:20:23) Bill: oh GOD
(14:20:26) Bill: its the WORST!!!!!
(14:20:28) Shawn: but I can only imagine
(14:20:34) Bill: FUCKING WORST
(14:20:39) Shawn: I am that under a rock
(14:20:43) Bill: yeah im under that rock too
(14:20:49) Bill: but i was riding in amandas friends car
(14:20:53) Bill: and she was listening to the radio
(14:20:55) Bill: and it came on
(14:21:05) Bill: and i only recognized it cuz ryan was singing it
(14:23:43) Bill: hahaha, from wiki:
(14:24:33) Bill: “It is unclear what “London Bridge” is meant to refer to in the context of the song. Some have speculated it refers to Fergie’s underwear.”
(14:24:46) Bill: that makes…
(14:24:48) Bill: yeah, that makes no sense
(14:24:57) Shawn: jesus christ, that is absolutely retarded
(14:25:06) Bill: hahahahha
(14:25:20) Shawn: and these people bill…these people have more money then they’ll ever know what to do with
(14:25:28) Bill: i know shawn, i know
(14:25:44) Bill: we’re just not dumb enough to write a club hit
(14:25:44) Shawn: LONDON BRIDGE?! Here’s a brazillian dollars!
(14:27:48) Bill: all we need is a video with some slow mo booty shakin
(14:27:54) Bill: i saw like 15 videos in a row at amandas yesterday
(14:27:59) Bill: and im pretty sure it was all the same footage
(14:28:05) Bill: just re-edited for 15 different songs
(14:28:08) Bill: well, the songs were mostly the same too
(14:28:09) Shawn: yeah, big black asses
(14:28:16) Shawn: with satin shorts crammed up em
(14:28:20) Bill: DUH
(14:30:53) Bill: you dont even need a catchy tune any more
(14:30:56) Bill: club hits are way easy
(14:30:57) Shawn: nope
(14:31:01) Bill: cuz theyre just an obnoxious beat
(14:31:01) Shawn: just a gimmick
(14:31:03) Bill: yeah
(14:31:11) Bill: like i heard this song yesterday
(14:31:13) Bill: that was a beat
(14:31:16) Bill: and an air raid siren?
(14:31:19) Bill: and that was it
(14:31:27) Bill: and it was like 5 minutes long
(14:31:28) Shawn: were the lyrics like, your booty is the bomb
(14:31:38) Shawn: that can be the follow up to park that rear over here
(14:31:46) Bill: booty bomb
(14:31:54) Shawn: and explosions and air raid sirens over booty bass
(14:32:05) Bill: the air raid siren thing has been done
(14:32:12) Bill: oh, im pretty sure in london bridge
(14:32:18) Bill: theres a fucking bicycle horn
(14:32:21) Bill: im not kidding you
(14:32:24) Shawn: hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(14:35:28) Shawn: my interest is piqued almost enough to want to hear this shit
(14:35:31) Shawn: but I don’t think I can
(14:35:36) Bill: its…
(14:35:38) Bill: so fucking bad
(14:35:55) Bill: http://www.myspace.com/fergieferg
(14:36:10) Bill: wait, they have air raid sirens too!
(14:36:19) Bill: and yes there is definitely a bike horn
(14:36:21) Shawn: hahaha
(14:36:26) Shawn: okay, I’m doing it
(14:36:37) Bill: UGHGHHHGHGHGHGHGHGG
(14:36:41) Bill: THAT FUCKING CHORUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(14:36:44) Bill: AFLKAJFALRIYALKASdh gL;ETK YW[04
(14:37:06) Shawn: dude
(14:37:24) Shawn: this is a number one hit
(14:37:28) Shawn: this is unbelievable
(14:37:47) Bill: believe it, baby
(14:37:52) Bill: this is what it takes to be famous
(14:39:52) Shawn: this is easily one of the worst things I’ve ever heard
(14:40:17) Bill: but i fucking guarantee
(14:40:21) Bill: you will be singing it all day
(14:40:31) Shawn: no sir
(14:40:36) Shawn: I have more willpower than that
(14:40:44) Bill: that piece of shit embedded itself in my brain like some sort of cancerous tick
(14:40:47) Shawn: I quit smoking bill, I have the power to not sing this all day
(14:41:02) Bill: maybe i should start smoking
(14:41:05) Bill: and the song will go away
August 26th, 2006 at 4:26 am
I can’t believe that between the two of you, you can even think of enough words to fill up 20+ minutes of conversation. I’m actually impressed.
September 1st, 2006 at 11:41 am
maybe this can help a little more than wikipedia did
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/1474
September 7th, 2006 at 10:23 am
Chris will note in exhibit A that Bill does not even use words…and yet we still communicated.
(14:36:37) Bill: UGHGHHHGHGHGHGHGHGG
(14:36:41) Bill: THAT FUCKING CHORUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(14:36:44) Bill: AFLKAJFALRIYALKASdh gL;ETK YW[04