Archive for October, 2006
Witches Don’t Give a Fuck About Nothin’!
What they say:
What they mean:
To all the little Protoceratops out there: have a superstition-free Halloween!
Read More..>>I’m a Big Sap
I haven’t checked on my Nintendog in months and was inspired to fire it up today and see how my dog, Scud, was doing. I had completely forgotten about *Insert name of that one girl I dated for five years here*’s Siberian Husky, Nono. I basically haven’t even thought of *Insert name of that one [...]
Read More..>>Turns Out I’m Not a Prophet
Last night I had a dream that Prince died in a car wreck. The dream was so real, I actually Googled it this morning to see if he was actually killed in a car accident. I feel really, really dumb.
Read More..>>The Funniest Thing I’ve Ever Seen
Me and Amanda’s schedules aligned just right this week that we were able to spend a day and a half down in Ft. Collins, partly because she wanted to shop for winter clothes, but mostly just to get out of town, even if it was only overnight.
We were just about ready to head back this [...]
The Queen and I
I love it how she breathes booze in the mornin’
Man, it’s so sexy how she can’t remember last night
I made the fatal mistake of letting her drink again
Well who the hell am I to tell her how to live her life?
And if you could put dumb in a shot glass
I’m just another lush who’s had [...]
The New Poser Rolling Rock
The liquor store has been out of Rolling Rock for weeks now as the last of the Latrobe stock was long ago depleted and the distributor patiently waited for Anheuser-Busch’s pretend Rolling Rock to come in. A shipment came in today.
The transition is almost completely transparent to the consumer. In fact, nowhere on the packaging [...]
Voicemails from the Edge
Received Sunday morning at nearly 4:30am. The best part is I still have no idea what this call was about.
Oh, and everybody loves rollercoasters, but c’mon…seriously.
Read More..>>My Stupid Impulse Purchase for the Day
Came into work today to discover we began carrying a new liqueur. New product is exciting in my mundane little life, and I like trying new things so I know whether or not to recommend them. (Like how I don’t recommend Saison, New Belgium Brewing’s fall seasonal ale. Awful.)
Unfortunately for my wallet, it was not [...]
Anybody Got the Guitar Hero II Demo?
My buddy Jesse called me at work yesterday to tell me the latest issue of some Playstation magazine had a 4-song Guitar Hero II demo in it. When I was off, a 3am Hajj to Walmart was in order to track it down. (If you weren’t aware, Guitar Hero II is my second most highly [...]
Read More..>>Skateboarding Sucks
I’m still trying to figure out where July went, yet here we are in the first few brisk days of October. In Wyoming, that means that the snow is on its way to ruin any and all outdoor fun for the next 6 solid months. I finally decided that this year I would get over [...]
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