I’m a Big Sap
I haven’t checked on my Nintendog in months and was inspired to fire it up today and see how my dog, Scud, was doing. I had completely forgotten about *Insert name of that one girl I dated for five years here*’s Siberian Husky, Nono. I basically haven’t even thought of *Insert name of that one girl I dated for five years here* for quite a while, and it was a little weird being reminded of her. I boarded her husky (the nice way Nintendogs lets you get rid of unwanted pets), washed and fed Scud, and shut it off.
It was almost as weird as having to have her house bulldozed in Animal Crossing so long ago. Yeah, I’m that big of a nerd.
Let this be a lesson, kids. Here’s another hypothetical example:
The desire to do so may be strong, but never name the female member of your RPG party after a special lady friend; when things go sour, what you have on your hands is a level 55 reminder of a failed relationship.
In other news, I could try to convey to you just how amazing Amanda is…like how she borrowed my car today, only to return it detailed, with a full tank of gas, a new steering wheel cover, a glove compartment full of strawberry Pocky, and an adorably mooshy card on the dash, but I’ll pretend to spare you. All my friends want to puke, but they never were too keen on sweets.
November 2nd, 2006 at 1:28 am
Detailed car or no, don’t let her near your Sea-man.