Beardello of Blood
Facial hair is a curse. I absolutely cannot stand it, but am also extremely lazy, and I am not satisfied with current shaving technology. I put off shaving for about a week at a time, then bite the bullet and curse and swear while I scrape my stubble off. Lately I have skipped shaving altogether, opting to merely trim very close with an electric shaver, creating the illusion that I have a 5 o’clock shadow 7 days a week. For whatever reason, my friends are always hassling me to grow a beard out, but I paid no heed til Amanda expressed interest in seeing what I would look like with a full beard. I quit shaving altogether about 2 weeks ago. I already look like a total creep, but hopefully the finished product won’t look all that awful.
Here’s a concept sketch:
November 16th, 2006 at 10:54 am
Why pay no heed to us and only to her opinion. I get it, that you guys hold hands and kiss and gross stuff, but if I recall correctly, I’ve been rubbed up a time or two…ON MY BED…LYING DOWN…WITH YOUR HANDS UP MY SHIRT…you’ve ridden Justin across the living room floor. You’ve carried him around like a new birthed babe, coddled in your breast. I’ve held you in my heaving bosom, with the stench of day old whiskey on your breath. And you heed not my advice?! You will rue the day good sir…you will rue the day!
November 16th, 2006 at 12:15 pm
Dude,beards totally rock especially when they freeze then it is like you have a very cold sheild on your face
November 16th, 2006 at 12:15 pm
Dude, beards totally rock especially when they freeze then it is like you have a very cold shield on your face
November 16th, 2006 at 12:16 pm
Im an idiot
November 16th, 2006 at 5:06 pm
That\’s why we love you, Jesse`.
November 16th, 2006 at 10:48 pm
Are you gonna look like Trey or Jerry?
Might as well move to Boulder.
Unless you get more pussy, then fuck it.
November 17th, 2006 at 12:40 am
You’re supposed to go for four weeks without trimming to let the beard obtain its proper “identity”. Just go to beardfaq.com.
November 17th, 2006 at 12:42 am
Yeah and by the way Jesse` clean off your fucking keyboard and you might not post everything twice and end up with 10 extra characters in your paragraph.`@#)(%*@(#%)@#(%*