Insane Woman Saga Extravaganza
The calls have started coming in faster than I care to record, compress, and upload, but I did a bunch of them today. Enjoy.
Notes:
• Have no idea what the guy with the “pornography charge” has to do with anything.
• Trespassing is her specialty, and she has been physically removed from several local businesses lately.
Notes:
• My dad is the only guy I know who hates football more than I do.
Notes:
• I don’t even care to count how many times she has given us identical information.
• She is the first person in nearly 70 years to actually use the word “hoosegow” in normal conversation.
February 5th, 2007 at 8:21 pm
dang, was looking forward to hearing the craziness but it’s at too fast a speed or something
might be about time for your dad to think about an unlisted number
February 5th, 2007 at 8:38 pm
bill what the hell fixes this problem
i have nothing to do
February 6th, 2007 at 1:05 am
These are all fucked up. Way to go Bill, maybe next time don’t rush things. Jerk.
February 6th, 2007 at 6:39 pm
Yes, managed to save the original .WAVs at 8khz. Everything is fixed, though due to how my MP3 player works, you may have to clear your browser’s cache in order to hear the correct version of the files.
February 6th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
Dude i think you should really help out this crazy old lady. she sounds really bummed out you guys didnt go visit her on superbowl sunday
February 7th, 2007 at 1:15 am
According to my anonymous girlfriend hereafter referred to as ” “, Glenna is normal when on her meds. ” ” also said that Glenna is never on her meds because she refuses to take them and then calls my girlfriend (who lives in a trailer park owned by the russian mafia) a “spoiled trust fund baby”, she also accused ” “’s father of being in on the “Budweiser conspiracy”. When
” ” responded that her father didn’t work for budweiser, Glenna said “Yeah that’s what I would say too, it must be nice.”
February 7th, 2007 at 6:45 pm
Bill, you should take Glenna out on a date, sounds like she needs you! ” ” seems to have the inside scoop, maybe ” ” could hook you guys up!
February 9th, 2007 at 10:59 am
I’ve seen her on her meds. “Normal”? Umm…sure. Still completely intolerable? Yep.