More Bad Ideas from the “Extreme Sport” Camp

Saw an ad for this monstrosity on some random skate site.

Features:
• Combines the worst aspects of skateboarding and scooters into one…thing!
• Look as dumb as a snakeboarder AND a scooter rider…COMBINED!
• You can do THIS!
• Comes in a variety of styles! Yellow deck with black wheels or black wheels with yellow deck, you decide!
• Tired of “tricks”? Fuzion’s design makes them nearly impossible! Well, unless you consider this a trick.
• Try THIS on a skateboard! Yeah right!

Okay, I’m done.

5 Responses to “More Bad Ideas from the “Extreme Sport” Camp”

1. Caleb Says:
   March 6th, 2007 at 7:33 pm

   Hahahaha

2. Chris W. Says:
   March 6th, 2007 at 9:58 pm

   It’s called the “old captain” and it took me all day to stick one that perfectly, so fuck off Bill.

3. zhx Says:
   March 7th, 2007 at 1:26 am

   Everybody knows it’s nearly impossible to pull off an old captain with that small of kneepads, Chris! If you had bought the ones I told you to you would have stuck that three tries, tops.

4. Iron Lung Says:
   March 8th, 2007 at 1:08 am

   I pulled an old captain to fakie, No Guff Chet!

5. zhx Says:
   March 8th, 2007 at 3:24 pm

   I don’t believe it til I see the footy.

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