I’m Still Not Psychic
Several months ago I had a not-so-prophetic dream about Prince dying in a car wreck. Well I recently exercised my psychic ability again this week, only to reassure myself that psychic powers are not real.
On March 13th, at exactly 12:08PM, I received a phone call from the dudes, which I missed, because 12:08PM is really early for me to be receiving phone calls. I responded to the call less than thirty minutes later, but did not get through. This of course made me curious what the dudes wanted. It stewed in my brain for about an hour until later at work, when I had a weird déjà vu experience that lasted longer than most glitches in the Matrix do. In this experience, it became apparent to me that my friend Chris had quit his job, and he called me because he wanted to hang out with somebody and knew I never work. At first I blew the experience off, but a couple minutes later decided to write it down on a sticky note. I decided that I could ask Chris about it later, and if he had indeed quit his job, I would show him the sticky note to prove my psychic skills and all my friends would be awed. If I was wrong, I would simply keep the sticky note in my pocket, and nobody would have to know that I made an incorrect prediction.
By the time I got off work, I completely forgot about this, and the sticky note remained in my pocket for several days til I discovered it this evening. I literally laughed out loud, especially because I had just visited Chris at work a couple hours prior. I decided to scan it and show it to everybody on my blog.
I think the funniest thing about the sticky note is that this occurred on the 13th, and I dated the sticky note the 15th. Not knowing what day it is? That’s pretty fucking psychic.
Anyway, it’s obvious my powers are really coming into their own. The only difference between me and “professional” “psychics” is I’m not getting paid to do this.
March 16th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
If I quit my within 3 months of the note you become psychic.
March 16th, 2007 at 2:51 pm
Also if you can figure out what word goes between ‘my’ and ‘within’ in my last post you become psychic.
March 17th, 2007 at 1:57 am
Is it whining? ZING!
March 19th, 2007 at 2:24 pm
I see that you’re not any closer to being a comedian than you are to being psychic.
March 20th, 2007 at 10:29 am
C’mon, I said “ZING!”…
March 20th, 2007 at 11:02 pm
I retract my previous comment.