Cho Seung Hui’s Plays
I originally found one play on The Smoking Gun, but it seems AOL has published both of the plays that everybody keeps talking about.
Not only are they completely idiotic and ultimately pointless, they’re rife with misspellings and incorrect word usage.
“After a long, ravishing day at school, we just want to be left alone.”
…”ravishing”? This kid was an English major! And a senior, no less! Academic standards must be at an all-time high — what is this world coming to?



April 17th, 2007 at 4:55 pm
And this “Ismail Ax” thing has me really confused.
April 17th, 2007 at 7:56 pm
I read “Richard McBeef” and, as it turns out, mass murderers are fucking stupid. The guy is obviously a dumbass, nothing more, no answers to be had except for a complete fucking idiot made a fucking moronic decision and it cost 30+ people their lives. What a piece of shit.
April 17th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Excuse me, upon reading more about him over the last ten minutes I would like to amend my last remark to “piece of fucking shit.”
April 18th, 2007 at 6:45 am
I’d like to bankroll the production of these plays.
April 21st, 2007 at 9:42 am
You’re a fuck.