Strange Mixup
Got home today to find a package from DHL and, assuming it to be my fisheye lens, I tore it open without looking at it. You can’t imagine the disappointment I felt when I discovered it to be a motherboard for a Dell server. “WTF?” I almost certainly exclaimed out loud, before turning the package over to see who it was actually addressed to. Well, MY address was most definitely on the box, but the intended recipient was, cryptically, “Johslinn MCCA” of the Diocese of Cheyenne.
A computer part from Dell? Destined for the Catholic church? Ends up at my house?
I don’t know how a fuck-up of this magnitude gets arranged, but like any good atheist would, I took the time out of my day to figure out how to contact the Diocese. Nobody I talked to, including the director, knew of a Johslinn (which can’t possibly be a real name), but she told me they WERE expecting a server from Dell. Who knows? Maybe Dell is shipping it to them piece by piece. She directed me to the local office where I dropped the cursed thing off.
Helping out the church AND Dell in one fell swoop? What the hell is wrong with me?
April 26th, 2007 at 4:41 pm
I am amazed it didn’t catch flame upon opening in your presence. What a funny joke would be if, the joke, if you pooped in the box and then put Styrofoam in it, and THEN delivered it. That would be a funny joke to make the Deacon Ed McCarthy, for the Catholic Diocese of Cheyenne to put his hand in your POOP! Do you get it?
April 26th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
No, explain it to me again.
April 26th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Okay, so you got yourself a poop right? And you put it in the box, how you get it in there is up to you. So, you put the poop into the BOX. You put the motherboard back into the box. Wait, no…you put the motherboard in the box, THEN you put the poop in the box, THEN you fill it with Styrofoam packing peanuts. You bring it to the Diocese all “WTF, this isn’t mine…”
The Deacon Ed McCarthy then goes all “Well the LMAO, WTF be up in dis cereal bars?!”
He then opens it, and flips it over emptying the contents onto his desk. The Styrofoam, then the motherboard, then the poop.
He be all “Ah snap! Dat homeboy be straight trippin’…Hold the phone dawg, is that mud?!”
And then he puts his hands in the poop. Now he’s totally snowed, and you pop back in the office and yell “Oh shit B! You done just got PUNK’Dâ„¢!”
Do you get it now?
April 26th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
I think so, thanks.
April 28th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
Wow…
Yeah, I think the planets just made some weird alignment or something haha