Archive for May, 2007
Energy Drink Review: Monster Assault
You probably don’t need me to tell you, but Potpourri Windex tastes awful. I wouldn’t consider myself an authority on the subject, but I have sufficient first-hand experience to feel confident that if you tried Potpourri Windex yourself, you would agree with me.
Monster Energy’s Assault tastes exactly like Potpourri Windex. Using first-year algebraic logic, [...]
Sign of the Times
I don’t go out of my way to do it, but a couple times a month I like to check up on the sign out in front of Christ United Methodist Church for their inadvertently revealing messages. Here’s two that have actually inspired me to stop and snap a photo.
Maybe I need to work on [...]
Read More..>>What I Get Paid to Do
Bored at work, again, I made my first contribution to Wikipedia today by removing a vandalized line from their article on crack cocaine. I was motivated not so much by the fact that the information was inaccurate, but because it was posted by somebody trying to be funny and they weren’t.
I also learned a great [...]
Found One!!
It has been nearly 3 full months since I originally ordered my Nikkor 10.5mm fisheye from Adorama, and it still sits on backorder. During this time, I was checking 3 or 4 other major camera retailers online EVERY DAY to see if anybody was getting any in stock, but to no avail. I was also [...]
Read More..>>America Gets a Little Dumber Today
Well, the $27 million Creation Museum opened today, just outside of Cincinnati. Here’s a video from the Christian Broadcasting Network that should get your blood boiling.
You know what? Believe whatever you want. Go ahead and believe that dinosaurs and man existed together, that the Earth is 6000 years old and was created in 6 days, [...]
Read More..>>Doug
Just five days ago I gave you the best line ever in a movie. Today I give you the best character in a movie. Ever. The character is named simply “Doug” and is played by Dave Sheridan of Buzzkill fame.
This is every one of his scenes from Ghost World, which I edited into a single [...]
ARTSTOOPID
Here’s three dumb photos I’ve taken over the past couple days.
Read More..>>That Wild Indian Picture Happens to be Stylin
Best line in a movie ever.
Read More..>>Rodent Photos
At one of my skate spots somebody had thrown peanuts all over the place and it attracted a ridiculous amount of squirrels. And one rabbit. I spent the better part of an hour crawling around trying to get shots of them, but you just can’t get close to these things. Anyway, here’s a couple that [...]
Read More..>>Invasion of the Longboarders
It’s been brewing for the past couple years, quietly, and behind the scenes…but the jocks are invading skateboarding. This summer particularly, the invasion is in full swing. How? The longboard, my friends. The longboard.
I’ve never had a problem with my longboarding brethren; in California, the longboarders seemed to be comprised primarily of small-wave-day surfers and [...]
