Nature’s Nectar

All, Randomness June 27th, 2007

Percocet, the magical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you mgghllk.
Strkklm njmbot reez&imphlagraqqqqqqq,
SO HFFF##RTP VVVVVLRNA>M PIRKLESHIT MEALL!!2`3!=

7 Responses to “Nature’s Nectar”

  1. Chris W. Says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    If you’re not going to see a doctor, maybe you should try tapping the power of prayer.

  2. Chris W. Says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 12:46 pm

    What the fuck does purkkleshit meall mean?

  3. zhx Says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 3:25 pm

    Hey speaking of “power of prayer”, a faith-based medical foundation recently conducted a double-blind study, in which they monitored the outcomes of 1800 heart bypass surgery patients. The patients were divided into three groups: A group that was told they were being prayed for, a group that was prayed for but not told so, and a group that was NOT prayed for.

    Long story short, there was NO statistical difference in recovery between the groups (weird, right?), although 59% of the group that was TOLD they were being prayed for developed complications; sort of a type of performance anxiety I guess.

    Chris, if you pray for me, so help me God I will pray back unto you tenfold!! I’ll pray your ass right into a wheelchair!

  4. zhx Says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 4:03 pm

    This could also be the plot of a psychological thriller that we could pitch to Mel Gibson called “Prayback”. You start writing the screenplay, I’ll be in charge of naps.

    Break!

  5. Buttsauce Says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 4:40 pm

    Well, it’s not like you can fucking do anything else. Chris, start the screenplay, I’m on comestibles, Bill, complain some more, take a nap, then maybe do some fact checking on this “prayer” thing. If we’re gonna get Mel in on this, and trust me, if I know Mel like I think I do, we’re gonna need to really present some hard hitting facts to him. Also a box of dog treats. He fucking loves those things.

  6. zhx Says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 5:03 pm

    I was asleep. Is the screenplay done yet?

  7. JOEPuD Says:
    June 27th, 2007 at 10:48 pm

    i’ll be praying for all that the screenplay is good

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