Archive for June, 2007
Californication
So my mom just called me to tell me she had won a Mercedes at the casino, and accepted a cash buyout for just under a boatload of money. She left me a voicemail offering to fly my on-again off-again girlfriend and I out so I could set up their home network. Not kidding you. [...]
Read More..>>Savage Wiener
I read that Rockstar (the energy drink) was created by Russel Weiner. That meant nothing to me until I learned that Russel Weiner is the son of Michael Weiner. That also meant nothing to me until I learned that Michael Weiner is the real name of Michael Savage, the famous conservative talk-radio doofus.
Because of its [...]
Energy Drink Review: Rush! Lite
I picked up a 16oz. can of Rush! Energy Lite on clearance for $1.50. It’s not as horrible as most energy drinks, but that’s because it’s barely an energy drink.
The front of the can clearly states “No Sugar, Carbohydrates, Calories”, which piqued my interest because as far as I know, that’s just about everything that [...]
The Great Ghost Photo Caper Lives On!
Several months ago, a friend and I “scammed” Coast to Coast AM by wowing the webmasters with a ghost photo we spent about 30 seconds making in Photoshop.
I received a small burst of email about the picture (plus a lifetime’s worth of spam…why the hell did I use my real email?), then it died down [...]
The Sheeples
These SLAYED me. The things that come out of these peoples’ mouths!
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Read More..>>Bitchin’ Dragon
EDIT: I decided he was so bitchin’ I had to make wallpapers.
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