Deal of the Century!
Whoawhoawhoa…wait.
You mean I could (hypothetically, of course!) take this entire pile of junk…and it wouldn’t cost me a penny?
NO!!! WAY!!!!!
I must have done a triple take when I saw this bargain. In fact, this philanthropist had to underline the word “free” no less than SIX times because obviously, logic would tell you that there is absolutely no way that ALL of this junk could be FREE! No, not “free” as in “free speech”, we’re talking “free” as in “FREE BEER” or “FREE LUNCH”.
Yeah, FREE!!!!
How is this economically viable? How could this guy possibly afford to just hand out his useless junk like it was…like it was a pile of useless junk? These items are of such extreme rarity that I can’t even IDENTIFY a single one of them! Incredible!!!! Perhaps he just doesn’t have the time or resources to eBay his junk, or arrange a garage sale to find prospective buyers. What a magical time of overabundance we live in! Selling your garbage at a premium to those who could use it is one thing, sure, but to think that people can pile their garbage in their front yard for anybody to take, free of charge, fills my heart with an indescribable glowing warmth.
Need to finish that home improvement project but just can’t afford the piece of wood with the chunk of metal nailed to it with the wires hanging out of the back that you need?
FREE
Has your cardboard box ripped and all you need to patch it is a spare piece of ripped cardboard, but just can’t seem to fit it into your budget?
FREE
What if your child has been begging you for months for that long, thin piece of metal with the screw holes in it, but you’re living check to check, barely able to make ends meet?
FREE
Just when you think that things are really going down the tubes in this world, along comes a selfless act of charity like this to really restore your faith in humanity.
July 23rd, 2007 at 5:47 pm
DUDE, whats the address!?!??!!
July 23rd, 2007 at 9:05 pm
Dude, I catch a hint of sarcasm in your voice, but I hope I’m wrong. Obviously this person is trying to hook people up with the best junk in the land! Be forever grateful!
Redd Foxx would be proud.
July 23rd, 2007 at 10:34 pm
Dude, I just thought I should start a comment with dude…and end it with dude too.
Dude.
July 23rd, 2007 at 11:45 pm
Dude! …dude.
July 23rd, 2007 at 11:47 pm
1210 S. David. HURRY!!!!!!!
July 24th, 2007 at 12:30 am
DUDE its ALL gone
July 24th, 2007 at 8:04 am
Dude.
July 24th, 2007 at 10:14 am
Dude, somebody was taking care of their Christmas shopping early, dude.
July 24th, 2007 at 5:42 pm
It used to be a robot.