Archive for December, 2007
Comebacks 101
More filler until I feel inspired to actually write something again. Tim is the funniest guy I know.
(2:42:37 AM) Tim: btw
(2:42:41 AM) Tim: anytime someone ever says
(2:42:45 AM) Tim: like
(2:42:47 AM) Tim: youre a fag!
(2:42:50 AM) Tim: something like
(2:42:56 AM) Tim: youre gay!
(2:42:58 AM) Tim: kinda thing
(2:43:05 AM) Tim: next time i ever hear that
(2:43:07 [...]
Jingle Bells: “Christmas” Song?
The Debate:
(7:31:18 PM) Bill: i was going to the bar the other day
(7:31:22 PM) Bill: errr the arcade
(7:31:26 PM) Bill: well, the arcades a bar
(7:31:36 PM) Bill: anyway this group of like 20 people piled onto the train and started singing goddamn christmas carols
(7:31:53 PM) Christ: haha
(7:31:55 PM) Bill: and i stood up and got [...]
Proper Suicide Mixing
You may remember that Suicide mixing and terminology was recently a topic of heated debate here. Late last night I received the following image in a text message that read simply “Suicide!”
A few short minutes later, the Justins called me and I was able to record part of the conversation, despite the fact that I [...]
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Dear God, Please Let That One Guy Get Really Drunk Tonight
[Downtown, headed to the arcade for cheap beer and Gorf (or Robotron, depending on my mood). Ahead of me on the street corner, a man in a Santa suit is making out with a woman, also in full Santa gear. A happily inebriated toothless man in a SWAT hat carrying an open tallboy stops to [...]
Read More..>>Ask ZHX
My first and last advice column.
(7:08:58 PM) Socheata: Oh, another question, if you’re allergic to alcohol, what drink do you order?
(7:09:00 PM) Socheata:
(7:09:04 PM) Bill: haha
(7:09:07 PM) Socheata: Cranberry juice?
(7:09:17 PM) Bill: i guess
(7:09:22 PM) Bill: youre allergic to alcohol?
(7:09:27 PM) Socheata: Yeah.
(7:09:34 PM) Bill: or does it just make you really red?
(7:09:36 [...]
Thrash, Thrash, Thrash, Repeat
Was listening to Troutmouth practices and found a decent recording of “the thrash song”, Manufactured Inspirado on the Majestic Wings of Freedom, and decided to share.
The story:
During our early practices when we were still putting together a set, we were trying to write one song a night. We hadn’t come up with anything on one [...]
Saturn A Go-Go
Saturn A Go-Go was a quick film project a couple friends and I did shortly after graduating high school. The idea was to film a “bad” movie in the style of Ed Wood, using single takes, shoddy camera-work, awkward cuts, the worst acting/dialog we could muster and by making the script up as we went. [...]
Read More..>>Snapshots
Some random stuff I shot downtown today:
Read More..>>Anecdotes/Musings from the Train
A forty-five minute commute into town gives you plenty of time to think up pointless blog entries, and today was no exception.
Crisis Averted
I headed downtown today with the sole intention of taking some photos, since my camera has been sitting next to my computer looking neglected for a while now. Since I had my camera, [...]
