I bet you could get laid a lot playing soft melodies like that in coffee shops. You start with the soft melody, then you move on to a line like “You have extremely generous eyes, are you a Vegan?” And she’d smile and say “As a matter of fact I am.” and then you say “I can tell, your aura is golden and you smell like a Pisces, would you like to come to my apartment for some herbal tea, or perhaps, organic grapefruit juice?” and she smiles and says “I’d like that.” ….
December 13th, 2007 at 6:26 am
I bet you could get laid a lot playing soft melodies like that in coffee shops. You start with the soft melody, then you move on to a line like “You have extremely generous eyes, are you a Vegan?” And she’d smile and say “As a matter of fact I am.” and then you say “I can tell, your aura is golden and you smell like a Pisces, would you like to come to my apartment for some herbal tea, or perhaps, organic grapefruit juice?” and she smiles and says “I’d like that.” ….
You’re really creeping me out man.
December 13th, 2007 at 9:38 am
Chris you and I both know I would like to date a vegan about as much as I would like to date another Christian.
December 13th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
I didn’t say “date”.
December 13th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
Ohhhhhh I see where you’re going with this. Noted.
December 13th, 2007 at 6:00 pm
i think he means sex
December 13th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
I fucking love you Stevens.