Proper Suicide Mixing
You may remember that Suicide mixing and terminology was recently a topic of heated debate here. Late last night I received the following image in a text message that read simply “Suicide!”
A few short minutes later, the Justins called me and I was able to record part of the conversation, despite the fact that I was almost incapacitated with laughter.
Were you charged for a 64oz pop or a 64oz Slushee/Koolee/Icee/Whatever? Or did they break out custom “Suicide” pricing?
December 25th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Hahaha, previous comment retracted.
December 25th, 2007 at 6:57 pm
dude it cost 1.54 and the lady behind the counter was kind of weird
December 25th, 2007 at 7:00 pm
Reminds me of the days of skating all day, drinking suicide slushees, eating domino’s, and totally fucking up the system. That is easily the gnarliest suicide I’ve ever seen.
Jesus would be proud of that being conceived on the eve of his birth. Who the fuck wouldn’t be?
December 25th, 2007 at 7:00 pm
dude one of the people standing next to me said “now thats a suicide” in which i replied “fuckin a man”
December 25th, 2007 at 7:01 pm
jesus maybe
December 26th, 2007 at 1:35 am
Bill: GRAVEYARDS
= (I’M RIGHT and it’s confirmed) * infinity
December 26th, 2007 at 2:02 am
Oh right, taken completely out of context I said “graveyards.” Definitely not posting that argument in its entirety, though.
December 26th, 2007 at 7:20 am
graveyards+sandra=lame
sandra-graveyards=good
December 26th, 2007 at 12:06 pm
You can tell this is one a them smart blogs because there’s equations and shit on the walls.
December 26th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
Yeah, and somebody multiplied something by infinity!
January 2nd, 2008 at 12:09 pm
hahaha I had NO idea you were recording. That is amazing. Comment on the lady in the store who said “now that’s a suicide” also said “your ass isn’t going to like that later” in which Stevens responded by saying “my boy friend isn’t going to like my ass later” which then lead to a discussion about sex toys at 2:30am Christmas morning in a MiniMart. Her husband owns one called “The Rattle Snake” It was beautiful. And the suicide actually tasted good…tasted like bubble gum.
January 2nd, 2008 at 12:13 pm
reading this again just made me laugh out loud. 4 slushee mixes, and 16 different pops. fuck
January 2nd, 2008 at 4:29 pm
whos justin howard
January 2nd, 2008 at 4:39 pm
we also picked up a guy named shane that same night when ever we need a place to party just knock on his door tell him we gave him a ride on christmas and he be more than happy to p-a-r-t-why because he gots to mister
January 3rd, 2008 at 11:27 am
I love that bill posts all these political/religious topics that should fire everyone up and the “suicide” topics generate the most comments. You can hardly tell we’re a bunch of slacker dick-offs.
January 3rd, 2008 at 4:36 pm
well politics and religion are topics that dont effect anyone an actual topic like “suicide” is so important because it effects everyone even animals
January 3rd, 2008 at 5:33 pm
It doesn’t “effect” them it “affects” them you illiterate fuck. Maybe if you spent some time reading and less time drinking fucking suicides and talking to Mini Mart personnel about sex toys you’d know that. Oh, also “war pigs” should only be played once in a 10 minute period, regardless of who is covering/originalling it. Die. See you tonight.
January 3rd, 2008 at 5:56 pm
I still get effect/affect mixed up, so I let that slide. I try to remember “has no effect on me/doesn’t affect me,” but I’m not a stickler.
On the other hand, apostrophe misuse warrants a stern heckling while their/they’re/there/you’re/your/then/than errors are punishable by extreme condescension.
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:02 pm
Admitting that you still screw those up is a big step, bill. I mean, it’s like admitting you still wet the bed, or even that you can’t read or that you voted for Bush, but it’s a big step.
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Actually I think the apostrophes piss me off more. NOTHING is more annoying than seeing a sign that says “1000’s of CD’s!”
Barf!
Tough choice between that and some bathroom graffiti I saw once that said “Your a fagit.” Congratulations! You successfully spelled “a”! I can only hope the guy that wrote that was being ironic.
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:07 pm
1000’s of CD’s!
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:07 pm
I voted for Bush!
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Actually spelling errors don’t bother me, nor does apostrophe errors or grammar or any of that, what does bother me is Justin Stevens.
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Hahaha, your a fagit.
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:09 pm
Who’s Justin Stevens?
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Alright, you successfully turned your own blogs comments into every other blogs comments on the internet. For bonus points, where do the apostrophes go in this post, if anywhere?
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Oh, the comments are informal, so I don’t hold them to the high, high standards to which I hold my posts. *cough*
January 4th, 2008 at 8:47 am
holy shit comment #17 made me laugh so fucking hard. wow…Also #15, which is very true. I forgot about picking up Shane. That d00d was awesome. and we really do need to show up at his house with 50 people like he said
January 4th, 2008 at 11:36 am
one day that will happen
January 4th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
and Shane will fucking let us in! He seems like a man of his word. I recall his exact words were “I don’t care what time it is, or how many people you have. Just knock on my door and tell me you are the d00ds that dropped me off on Christmas eve and we will fucking party” followed with “Man you guys are a fucking God send”