Comebacks 101
More filler until I feel inspired to actually write something again. Tim is the funniest guy I know.
(2:42:37 AM) Tim: btw
(2:42:41 AM) Tim: anytime someone ever says
(2:42:45 AM) Tim: like
(2:42:47 AM) Tim: youre a fag!
(2:42:50 AM) Tim: something like
(2:42:56 AM) Tim: youre gay!
(2:42:58 AM) Tim: kinda thing
(2:43:05 AM) Tim: next time i ever hear that
(2:43:07 AM) Tim: i’m going to say
(2:43:20 AM) Tim: are you kidding me? i haven’t wanted to sleep with men since i was a kid
(2:43:24 AM) Bill: hahaha
December 30th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
Anytime anyone calls me a fag, I just use Joe’s old line and threaten to suck their dick.
December 30th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
Also effective, yes.
January 3rd, 2008 at 9:52 am
i was able to use the above comeback last night. Unfortunately it was online while I was playing poker, but I still got to use it. A guy said “you’re a fag” to me to which I replied “I haven’t wanted to sleep with a man since I was a little boy”. He didn’t respond. I’m looking forward to the day I can use it in person.
January 3rd, 2008 at 9:53 am
what the fuck? i posted the same thing twice, and it didn’t go through
January 3rd, 2008 at 10:51 am
whos justin howard
January 3rd, 2008 at 11:25 am
Nordic Thunder… more like Nordic Blunder… heeeyyoooo.
January 3rd, 2008 at 11:33 am
i love you guys. made me laugh out loud at work. i hate that my last two posts on this topic didn’t post for whatever reason
January 3rd, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Yeah, they got marked as spam for whatever reason. I was able to fish them out.
Edit: OH, it’s because you said “ONLINE” and “POKER” in the same comment, which normally means spam. Lots of spam for/from poker sites.
January 6th, 2008 at 9:51 am
Huge fuckin’ balls! Order today! Just checking! Increased stamina!