Truth for Youth!

Chick comics are still my favorite Christian fundamentalist propaganda, but these have to come in a close second for sure. Be sure to check out the site’s flash introduction animation, which blames…um, all of human suffering, apparently, on removing prayer from public schools. Remember when prayer was still allowed in school and teenagers didn’t drink, fight or have sex? Yeah, those were good times. Thanks a lot, supreme court!

Not only are the Truth for Youth comics hilarious, with just a cursory look at all their material, I noticed their “statistics” don’t always jive. Their comic on safe sex claims condoms fail 15% of the time, while the main page claims condoms fail 20% of the time. Weird, because I seem to have experienced a failure rate closer to 0% — something like, oh I don’t know, if I had to venture a guess: ZERO PERCENT. Oh but as an atheist (i.e., product of the public school system), I’m obviously not counting the 38 abortions I sold drugs to pay for, or the 13 abortions I performed myself. Or the five or six STDs I got from a couple of my gay buddies, thanks to pressure from the liberal media. Not that I care, because evolution has taught me that I’m worthless. Hey, here’s a fun statistic: just the name “Truth for Youth” is only 1/3 truthful.

Here’s some samples of my favorite pages from my favorite comics.

10 Responses to “Truth for Youth!”

  1. Justin Howard - January 14th, 2008

    But man’s evolution from apes isn’t a myth, it’s a proven fact!

  2. Jesse - January 14th, 2008

    Jesus ain’t no ape!!!

  3. Justin Howard - January 14th, 2008

    SO! Lookin at porno web pages huh?!

  4. Cameron - January 14th, 2008

    buddha stalin and madonna dahmer are now my top two favorite rock stars

  5. zhx - January 14th, 2008

    I thought of Buddha Stalin, too. Hahaa

  6. Chris W. - January 15th, 2008

    All EMT’s are gay. I have to go to EMT class now to fight sin.

  7. zhx - January 15th, 2008

    All EMTs are FORMER gays, Chris. We don’t need to perpetuate any myths here.

  8. Chris W. - January 15th, 2008

    Fucking scientists… constantly revising and updating theories until “facts” can be proven… Why not just look at a flower and say “oh there’s a god because that is pretty”. It makes sense! Forget about all the horror and ugliness, those are created by man, the fucking flower is pretty! Intelligent design proven bitches!

  9. cameron - January 16th, 2008

    i mean, why would you want to sit around and “learn” when you can wear a robe and drink the blood of a two-thousand year old space god?

  10. zhx - January 16th, 2008

    Amen.

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