Archive for January, 2008
Delete Your MySpace Day, Anybody?
If you haven’t heard already, the first annual delete your MySpace account day is quickly approaching. Do I have what it takes?
Despite the fact that I do all my blogging on…well, on my blog, and that Facebook is a vastly superior social networking platform and yes, I do only log in to delete spam friend [...]
Mario Bros. 2 Drumming
I don’t normally just post videos, but… this guy’s grooves are just too good. Plus Mario.
Read More..>>Advance Wars: Days of Ruin
Dammit, any of my friends have this? I wanna play online!
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Hey, Gang! Let’s Ruin Another Franchise!
There’s a Myspace exclusive trailer up for the Day of the Dead remake, if by “remake” they mean “has the same title.” Everybody knows I goddamn hated the 2004 remake of Dawn and though this is done by a completely different team, it looks like a heaping pile of the same bullshit. Oh, plus Nick [...]
Read More..>>Waffles Invite
Although invites are currently closed, I am the proud owner of ONE shiny new invite to Waffles.fm. Of course as I acquire more over the next couple months, I will be inviting all of my friends, so I guess this first one will go to the most impatient.
If you REALLY want into Waffles and absolutely [...]
How Do They Do It?
Fate was kind enough to reserve my normal seat on the train again today: Next to the craziest, most unstable person available. This woman had a funk to her not unlike rotting vegetation, several bristly patches of stubble on her double chin and, since we were seated so as to be facing one another, I [...]
Read More..>>Rock Band: Post-post Modern Deconstructionism
Ground Kontrol, local retro arcade/bar, has begun doing “Rock Band Night” every Tuesday and since my roommates have shattered our second bass pedal, it’s pretty much the only way I can play now. So last night the-roommate-that-drinks and I headed into town for a night of Rock Band and Pabst tallboys. That in itself was [...]
Read More..>>Endangering Your Children: A How-to
Man, it just doesn’t get any better than Truth for Youth! Not only do they have great comic books to help you indoctrinate your kids, here’s some cool attire you can send them to school in!
Good going, mom and dad! You may as well send them off in this:
Read More..>>Truth for Youth!
Chick comics are still my favorite Christian fundamentalist propaganda, but these have to come in a close second for sure. Be sure to check out the site’s flash introduction animation, which blames…um, all of human suffering, apparently, on removing prayer from public schools. Remember when prayer was still allowed in school and teenagers didn’t drink, [...]
Read More..>>Correction: Worst Thing Ever
Yaahhh, trick! Yaahhhhh!
Little did I know that as I was posting my opinion on Soulja Boy’s internet classic Crank That, he was busy at work putting the finishing touches on the video for his latest single Yaahhh. In the YouTube exposé Yaahhh Behind the Scenes Look!, Soulja boy clarifies: “Yaahhh means get out mah face, [...]
