Authority Trip

All, Skateboarding February 12th, 2008

He can get away with this with a 14-year-old because anybody OVER 14 wouldn’t put up with this bullshit. Fucking cops.

18 Responses to “Authority Trip”

  1. THUNDERFUCK Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    Wow, that cop is a VonDouchenburg.

  2. THUNDERFUCK Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 3:04 pm

    Wow, he seriously could’ve ended all of that with “You’re not allowed to skateboard here, go somewhere else.” and continued about his day, stealing ice cream cones from old ladies. What a prick…

  3. Chris W. Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 4:49 pm

    Today I watched a security guard at the parkway literally try to start a fight with an old man because he didn’t know that they charge $.75 for their newspapers and he just grabbed one. Are all cops and security guards dicks? No, but the bad ones do give their whole profession bad names. Good luck on your interview with the fuzz Jesse!

  4. mom Says:
    February 12th, 2008 at 5:18 pm

    Somebody’s on a serious power trip, all I can do is hope this video gets him into some trouble. Yeah, and the way to learn respect is to have it shoved down your throat.

  5. Justin H. Says:
    February 13th, 2008 at 3:47 pm

    “Cause you go around doin this kind of stuff and someone’s gonna kill you!”

    Jesus Christ! It makes me laugh, because he’s dead fucking serious.

    A few winters back I was walking from a bar with some friends and had to piss. So we stopped at this alley (pissing in alleys here is not uncommon for both men and women) when a cop rolled up. He yelled for my friend and I, who was also pissing, to go over to his car. When we got over to his car both the cop driving and his partner tried to look all hard, and the driver asked what we were doing. I responded by saying “Well, I was pissing.” He then asks me “How would you like it if I came and pissed on the side of your house?” Which was a little odd, seeing that I wasn’t pissing ON a house. “I suppose I wouldn’t like that” I said to him. Then he leaned a little out the window towards my friend and I and asked “How would you like my pistol in your face?!” It took everything in me to keep from laughing. “Well, I don’t think I’d like that either” I told him. He then told us to “not do it again” and drove away.

    I can’t wait until Jesse becomes a cop so he can use his sonic boom and scare tactics on unsuspecting innocent people.

  6. zhx Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 3:38 am

    I can’t wait until Jesse becomes a cop so I can cross him off my friend list.

  7. Jesse Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    :sad: Like on myspace and facebook?

  8. zhx Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    Like, IRL!!

  9. Jesse Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 5:07 pm

    You’re gonna get killed talking to someone like that!!!!

  10. zhx Says:
    February 14th, 2008 at 6:24 pm

    Hahaha

  11. Kyle Says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 4:04 am

    From Baltimore Sun: “A Baltimore police officer was suspended yesterday after a YouTube video surfaced on the Internet showing him berating and manhandling a teenage skateboarder at the Inner Harbor.”

    “Sterling Clifford, a spokesman for the Baltimore Police Department and the mayor’s office, said authorities have begun an internal-affairs investigation.”

    “Clifford said Rivieri’s suspension entails a transfer to administrative duties with pay.”

  12. mom Says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 3:59 pm

    Only in the cop world does suspension = just a different job (that probably pays more) or, my personal favorite, the “suspension with pay”–in some worlds that’s called a vacation.

  13. zhx Says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 4:29 pm

    “Rivieriiiiii!!! The media’s having a field day with this and I got the D.A. breathin down my neck! You’re bustin my balls here! One more fuckup like this outta you and your new squad car’s gonna be a desk, you got that Rivieri?!”

    “Sorry, chief. ‘By-the-book’ isn’t making those streets any safer out there. I play by my own rules.”

  14. mom Says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 5:09 pm

    Wearing shorts and driving that “oh-so-cute” little electric car, you KNOW he feels emasculated. Dirty Harry would never be caught dead in those shorts! What better way to regain one’s manhood than by shoving around some of those low-life skateboarding types?

  15. zhx Says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    Well in his defense, skateboarders ARE a societal cancer.

  16. Ryan Says:
    February 15th, 2008 at 6:53 pm

    haha

  17. mom Says:
    February 16th, 2008 at 12:03 am

    Hence the adjective “low-life”

  18. THUNDERFUCK Says:
    February 28th, 2008 at 9:54 am

    I just now realized that when this guy says “DUDE” he sounds like

    “DON’T YOU FUCKIN’ LOOK AT ME WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU…”

    And it’s been driving me nuts forever. I’m glad I figured that out.

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