Jesse

All, Music, Randomness February 19th, 2008

Please explain this to me?

You know, it’s like I get you on at Waffles and this is what you do with it? This isn’t just blatant abuse of my generosity, this is a slap in the face! First this whole cop thing… now Bryan Adams?? I…I just don’t even know what to say. I want you to take a good, long look at yourself. What have you become?

Jesse, we wouldn’t worry if we didn’t love you.

35 Responses to “Jesse”

  1. THUNDERFUCK Says:

    Cop thing? What the fudge? Jesse makes no mention of this to me. If I have a friend that is a fireman, and another friend that is a cop. I’m pretty sure that means I have to join the army or some shit, and I’m just not ready to take that step.

    And I don’t wanna sound gay or anything, but Bryan Adams kicks fuckin’ ass.

  2. JOEPuD Says:

    and george micheal is so bad ass that he punches grandmothers in the face

  3. Jesse Says:

    Bryan Adams does rock some jams, but George Michaels was for Jacks wife Jennifer

  4. THUNDERFUCK Says:

    Jesse, I was joking my friend.

  5. Chris W. Says:

    I’m not joking. Jesse, this is an intervention. Bryan Adams? C’mon dude, you have a problem, you’re hitting bottom, but this is a safe place. Listen to me, you’re going to be a cop listening to Bryan Adams… You can see our concern. We can help you if only you’ll let us.

  6. Ryan Says:

    the summer of 69 guy?? oh brother..

  7. THUNDERFUCK Says:

    I love Ryan Carlton. I’m with Chris on this one. What inspires you Jesse? Was it Officer Rivieri? That doesn’t make you a man Jesse…what makes you a man is listening to a band like ‘Vile Pestulence’ and drinking blood.

  8. Jesse Says:

    How about a little movie called Robin Hood Prince of Thieves

  9. zhx Says:

    Hahahaha

    Don’t telllll me SNOT WORTH TRYIN FORRRRR
    Y’can’t tellll me SNOT WORTH DYIN FORRRR

  10. zhx Says:

    Oh and if Chris goes firefighter and Jesse goes policeman, I call astronaut.

  11. THUNDERFUCK Says:

    Just for the record, ‘VILE PESTULENCE’ is a totally rad band name.

  12. JOEPuD Says:

    vile pestulence oh brother…

  13. Chris W. Says:

    Ok seriously though, why the fuck do you have Bryan Adams?

  14. Chris W. Says:

    oh brother…

  15. zhx Says:

    This is what happens when you quit drinking beer through your nose.

  16. THUNDERFUCK Says:

    Yeah, I think we all deserve an answer as to what the fuck has happened to you Jesse. What the fuck?

  17. JOEPuD Says:

    he got married oh brother…

  18. Rob Says:

    Waffles ALLOWS George Michael to pass through people’s hands??

  19. Jesse Says:

    Go fuck yourself Rob

  20. Ryan Says:

    hahahahha somebody call the burn unit! oh brother

  21. THUNDERFUCK Says:

    Well…haha, wow, Jesse just got some street cred back

  22. Ryan Says:

    more like street justice.

  23. zhx Says:

    Whoa. It just got real in here.

  24. JOEPuD Says:

    oh brother

  25. Rob Says:

    haha! Oh damn, I got the big eye!

  26. zhx Says:

    I don’t even know what that means.

    Jesse, I love you.

  27. Chris W. Says:

    Big eye? Oh brother…

  28. Rob Says:

    Well, at least someone remembers big eye. Besides that, Jesse can eat a cock.

  29. zhx Says:

    This post was supposed to be funny…

  30. Rob Says:

    Oh shit hahahaha! That was supposed to be “Chris, you can eat a cock” haha Oh well, fuck it.

    Well, if it makes you feel better Bill, “Funny post!”

  31. Chris W. Says:

    Why is everyone eating cock? Oh brother…

  32. JOEPuD Says:

    is rob gonna hurt us chris

  33. THUNDERFUCK Says:

    I’m so lost now. Big eyes eat funny cocks?

    What’s going on?

  34. JOEPuD Says:

    freedom

  35. Ryan Says:

    no justin ..this man’s a coward.

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