Called Out: Chris W Edition
Speaking of anti-cell phone Luddites, here’s an interesting tidbit: Chris W, former anti-cell phone Luddite and aspiring hunky fireman now has a cell phone. Oh, and guess who isn’t cool enough to get the new number?
Chris, I’ve met your other friends. I may not be your BEST friend…but I’m definitely your coolest friend. And this is what I get in return?
You better have a good goddamn excuse.
March 18th, 2008 at 9:22 am
Jeez, me and mal aren’t even on there. Thanks a lot Bill.
I guess I can go ahead and cross you off the list of excuses as to why I should live.
March 18th, 2008 at 9:26 am
It’s alphabetical, and you only see the first seven entries. Yeesh.
What good is a friend list if you can’t quickly locate somebody to see if they’re your friend or not?
March 18th, 2008 at 10:06 am
They’re no good at all. I mean look at what it does to people. It makes them jealous.
March 18th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Your artwork and graphics are so pretty.
March 18th, 2008 at 11:13 am
You mean hunky.
March 18th, 2008 at 11:38 am
No I agree Chris is very pretty
March 18th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
chris cant call you cause his face is in a big mound of pussy
very nice
March 18th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Jesus Christ. I barely see my roommates, I go to work usually 6 days a week full-time, full-time school at night, and volunteer twice a week at the station. Oh and I’m moving and trying to spend time with my special lady friend in between. I’m sorry if I didn’t fucking call the second I got my cell phone to let you know what a big fat hairy, errr hunky liar I am. I haven’t been able to even keep up with your blog, let alone pause for human interaction. So since I don’t have the ability to post pictures, use this description and your imagination. “Bill, fuck off” *Picture of Bill sucking his own dick* “Talk to you directly after I’m done posting this and drinking a beer, love - Chris”
March 18th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Speaking of hypocritical things that pertain to me, I live with Cory Taylor and Genna, and I almost drove a Hummer at work.
March 18th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Actually she upgraded you to boyfriend on Saturday
March 18th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
I like Justin’s version of where Chris has been. Having seen Chris only a few days ago, I can account to him being buried in mounds, if not close to heaping tons, of pussy.
Very nice indeed.
March 18th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
im glad to see chris back
March 18th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Is everyone employed now? Oh brother…
March 18th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Chris I love you. But “almost” drove a Hummer? C’mon man. It’s like I don’t even know you any more.
March 19th, 2008 at 11:13 am
you dont
March 19th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
If anything I’m just bummed his name isn’t Benson. This does nothing to help my climb to the top of Bill’s (alphabetical) friend list.
March 19th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
I’m comin’ for you “Adam!”
April 15th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Dude you are not the only one who has yet to recieve the cell phone number from Chris and I practically raised the hypocritical little bastard. And another thing I didn’t see my name on the old friends list either mr. Bill shows you how high I rate damn dude.