Oh Man! So Many Options!!
“How would you like your Sudafed PE opened this evening, sir? I know how fond you are of the ‘Separate at Perforations’ method.”
“Surprise me, Withersby.”
“As you wish, sir. I’ll fetch the scissors at once.”
“On second thought, Withersby, the issue of this fever is rather pressing…perhaps in the interest of time we should merely ‘Peel back/Push through.’”
“Very well, sir.”
“Ah, the marvels of modern medicine packaging, eh, Withersby?”
“Astonishing, sir.”
6 Responses to “Oh Man! So Many Options!!”
I have this conversation with myself at 0900, 1200, 1600, and 1800 on most working days. Sometimes options one and two don’t work, and I have to go find the fucking scissors and curse myself for not bringing them. I really don’t understand why they can’t just pick one. Instead they cause every person at some time to confront the tortures of having short nails, arthritis/other pains, poor fine motor coordination, no scissors, or all of the above. One method should be chosen, like peel and push through, with the foil, because maybe then I wouldn’t have broken thumb nails from trying to force through cardboard to get any one of 10 medications someone might be needing at that moment. I need a Withersby.
Helllloooooooooo Nurse!~
Bill’s line, sorry.
It just got all military time up in hyah.
Guys, I don’t think that’s military time. I think those are years.
She’s a witch! And she hates pills once every 400 years. Luckily, I think we should all be safe since the world should end before 2200, but I think Bill could’ve been more careful in discussing such a sensitive topic on such a public place as the intrawebz.
Military time is fantastic. It rules equally as much as the metric system does. I really, really love the fact that there can be not only nanoliters, but nanograms and nanobytes and nanometers too. Not to mention the prefixes are just so much fun! pico-, micro-, centi-… they’re like a herd of fuzzy animals in sizes from tiny to monstrous! I know you’re with me, what would life be without mega, giga, and tera? Damn confusing. And how brilliant is it that a liter of water is a kilogram? And who doesn’t love powers? SO MATH-Y! Maybe I should move to france. And join the military. And find an anti-geek filter for my face.
Ya, i don’t like pills once every 400 years. Sounds kinda like defoliants or something to me… shower a place with it once and it’ll fuck things up for at least 400 years.
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