The first image that came to my head was a shotgun (Remington brand) pointed directly at a woman’s vagina (snatch).
The man holding the shotgun is a mutant looking d00d, like toxic avenger style. And the woman is all skinny tweekerish looking, tied up and gagged at the mouth with her legs spread wide open.
“Pray tell, Miss Mompesson, how would I go about removing this badger from my bed?”
“My dear sir, I would recommend the Remington Snatch.”
“Ah! If only I had thought of it earlier! Last time I used Everett’s Snatch, and suffered the most dreadful bite.”
then it would pan to an oil painting of Sir Remington on one of his famous safaris, holding a bunch of dead badgers on a rope, and maybe some grumpy black slaves are standing behind him
April 9th, 2008 at 7:46 am
The first image that came to my head was a shotgun (Remington brand) pointed directly at a woman’s vagina (snatch).
The man holding the shotgun is a mutant looking d00d, like toxic avenger style. And the woman is all skinny tweekerish looking, tied up and gagged at the mouth with her legs spread wide open.
That could be your first t-shirt
April 9th, 2008 at 7:46 am
wait what? I posted a comment and it didn’t post up
April 9th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Remington Snatch is totally bitchin. Gotta be some shitty English cock rock band.
Either that or a porn name.
If that was the case, Remington Snatch and Chase Flintlock could solve crime capers with their peni.
April 9th, 2008 at 11:52 am
claws of the falcon
April 9th, 2008 at 11:55 am
pray for water,GOODgod, Fistpacked
April 9th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
These are all very good. Very good indeed.
I’m a big fan of the apache sounds of Pray For Water and the unrelenting thunder of Fistpacked.
April 9th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
In my head, Remington Snatch would sound a little like Uriah Heep.
April 10th, 2008 at 12:16 am
To me, a remington is a razor, like for furry snatches. First I think of fuzz, then I think of razorburn.
April 10th, 2008 at 1:50 am
…Good to get a woman’s perspective on it. *cough*
April 10th, 2008 at 2:33 am
burlington northern
April 10th, 2008 at 2:48 am
also remington snatch sounds like a manuever.
“Pray tell, Miss Mompesson, how would I go about removing this badger from my bed?”
“My dear sir, I would recommend the Remington Snatch.”
“Ah! If only I had thought of it earlier! Last time I used Everett’s Snatch, and suffered the most dreadful bite.”
then it would pan to an oil painting of Sir Remington on one of his famous safaris, holding a bunch of dead badgers on a rope, and maybe some grumpy black slaves are standing behind him
April 10th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Hahahah
Ah, Sir Wendel Remington of Scotsbury and his unerring snatch.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
It could have also been a bitchin’ disco-era dance craze.
Imagine your own melody, it’s lots of fun.