Crisis Averted
In the time since I built the Obama banner for my site, his campaign has revamped his typographical identity, leaving my banner looking hopelessly outdated. I finally downloaded new logos from his site that use the slick new Gotham font and the all-uppercase serif font on his name and built a new one. It was a close call, I know, but everything’s under control now. Carry on.
Edit:
Here’s a kinda neat little painting I did on Facebook a bit later. Problem with Graffiti on Facebook is I get bored of the project after about 20 minutes, but you can’t really just save and come back to it later so I just half-ass it after a while. Whatever. If you stand back a bit, squint your eyes a little and make a wish, it doesn’t look that bad. And your wish comes true.
April 29th, 2008 at 11:05 am
count barackula
April 29th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Amabo Kcarab
April 30th, 2008 at 2:21 am
that’s going to be my shishkabob item at my new restaurant politikenanigans
also
barackocolate and obamellow poptarts?
April 30th, 2008 at 6:02 am
True innovation.
How about the obamalamadingdong banana shake.
Or the baracky road ice cream.
April 30th, 2008 at 11:10 am
goopaglobamalt shakes- da goopiest!
and
barack to the future marty mcchili fries
April 30th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Did I mention that the Baracky Road Ice Cream was made with Barack Salt?
Baby Barack Ribs with Obamasauce
Doc Barack’s 1.21 Gigawatt Dippin’ Sauce?
Obama-Bahama-Mama cutlets
BarackNess Monster Loch Ness Soup - made with leeks and lots of Ness.
April 30th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Cameron, we need funding to start a diner with a menu that directly correlates with whatever is happening that election year.
Just think of the possiblities.
Gov Dave Freudenthal Meatballs
Mike Enzi Spaghetti
The John McCain Gravy Train
Ralph Nader Potato Crater
John Kerry Heinz Ketchup
George Dubya Poop Sandwiches
I could go on forever…
April 30th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Fat “Sax” Bill Clinton Burger, doused in Hillary Hollandaise Sauce
The Bush Basket- Deep Fried Cheney Chips, Condoleeza Mexican Rice, Donny “Gumbo” Rumsfield Chicken Fixins, Colin Powell’s Pickle Poppers, served with a side of George ‘Big Poppa’ Senior’s Kick-ass Ranch dressin’!! Messier than Iraq!
Our Al-Qaeda Quesadillas are Bin-LADEN with Taliban Ham and U.S.A. Monterey Jack Cheese! Put your hand over your heart, cuz this’ll send you straight to the hospital!!!
Feelin’ Friendly? Add a side of Al Gore’s ‘Green’ Guacomole for only a buck!!!
Top it all off with a frosty mug of our WTC ‘Tower of Power’ Ale! Buy two towers and get an Israeli Car Bomb Shot FREE!!! CAN YOU SAY 9/11?!?
Feedin’ a family? Buy a Guatanamo Bay Party Tray! So greasy you’ll wish you had free health care!!
April 30th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Hahaha how did you guys come up with all this? These slayed me this morning.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
No dining experience is complete without the sizzlin’ energy of the JFK Steak Flambé - It’ll blow your top!
Don’t forget the Reagan Egg Salad - Recommended Uber Alles!
-Order it “For the Gipper” and get the Hinckley Jr. Heart Attack Special!
How about the Dick Nixon with all the fixin’s! A 14oz. NY strip steak drizzled with Worchestergate sauce. Your choice of sides…
- The Milhous Mashed Potatoes or
- The Gerald Ford Fries with Agnew Sauce
- Thelma “Patty” Potato Cakes
Don’t forget the dessert!
Pile on the fixin’s with the General Schwarzkopf Apple Streusel!
How about the Kurdish Custard or a slice of Kosovo Kreme Pie?
April 30th, 2008 at 3:48 pm
You guys are wearing your clever pants today.
April 30th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Actually, I’m not wearing any pants.