It Will Be Hailed as “Uncompromising” and “A Triumph”
(2:20:26 PM) Bill: dude
(2:20:32 PM) Bill: i just came up with an art exhibition
(2:20:42 PM) Bill: this is so pretentious its amazing
(2:20:57 PM) Bill: its like a bunch of huge photo prints
(2:21:20 PM) Bill: but instead of photos, they’re blank white sheets of photo paper with bold black text describing some common snapshot cliches
(2:22:19 PM) Bill: THIS IS A PHOTO OF TWO PEOPLE STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER. A THIRD PERSON STANDS BEHIND THEM AND HAS PLACED TWO FINGERS BEHIND ONE OF THEIR HEADS TO AFFECT THE EARS OF A RABBIT.
(2:23:48 PM) Bill: THIS IS A PHOTO OF AN UNCONSCIOUS PERSON WHO HAS CLEARLY CONSUMED A LARGE QUANTITY OF ALCOHOL. HIS FRIENDS, NOT PICTURED, HAVE WRITTEN OBSCENITIES ON HIS FACE WITH PERMANENT PENS AND STUFFED WADS OF TOILET PAPER IN HIS NOSTRILS AND EARS.
(2:26:01 PM) Shawn: haha
(2:26:03 PM) Shawn: incredible
(2:26:05 PM) Shawn: go with it
(2:26:11 PM) Shawn: this is how you will make millions
(2:26:13 PM) Bill: hahaha
(2:27:35 PM) Bill: THIS IS A PICTURE OF A NUDE HUMAN INFANT, WHICH HAS BEEN PLACED ON A BLANKET BY ITS PARENTS (NOT PICTURED). IT IS SLIGHTLY OUT OF FOCUS.
(2:27:42 PM) Shawn: haha
(2:27:49 PM) Shawn: THIS IS A PICTURE OF YOU
(2:27:53 PM) Bill: oh dude
(2:27:54 PM) Bill: thats the last one
(2:27:59 PM) Shawn: hahahahaha
(2:28:04 PM) Bill: when the critics go “WHOA”
(2:28:24 PM) Shawn: THIS IS A PICTURE OF A MIRROR REFLECTING THE STATE IN WHICH WE LIVE
(2:28:31 PM) Shawn: THIS IS A PICTURE OF OUR WORLD
(2:28:34 PM) Shawn: THIS IS A PICTURE OF YOU
(2:28:37 PM) Bill: haha
(2:28:47 PM) Shawn: and you stand at the end of them, at the last one
(2:28:53 PM) Shawn: in a black turtle neck
(2:28:59 PM) Shawn: and slap them after they read the last one
(2:29:25 PM) Bill: hahaha
(2:55:07 PM) Bill: i could even come right out
(2:55:11 PM) Bill: full disclosure
(2:55:37 PM) Bill: and say like “this is an art project that shows people how much bullshit art is”
(2:55:41 PM) Bill: and theyd STILL gobble it up
(2:55:47 PM) Bill: cuz its so fuckin meta at that point
(2:55:50 PM) Shawn: hahaha
(2:55:52 PM) Shawn: dude
(2:55:53 PM) Shawn: haha
(2:55:55 PM) Shawn: please do this
(2:56:08 PM) Shawn: call it “BULLSHIT”
(2:56:11 PM) Bill: hahaha
(2:56:14 PM) Shawn: “THIS IS BULLSHIT”
(2:56:23 PM) Shawn: “He’s so into todays youth…”
(2:56:28 PM) Bill: if by bullshit you mean brilliant
April 29th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
THIS IS A PICTURE OF A COMMENT
April 29th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
THIS IS A PICTURE OF A SIMPLE CARTOON FACE IN THE ACT OF LAUGHING OUT LOUD
April 30th, 2008 at 2:14 am
THIS IS A TEXT OF TEXT
April 30th, 2008 at 11:21 am
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April 30th, 2008 at 11:25 am
My previous response represents conclusion and the undeniable fact that one day we will all die.
I’m at the exhibit across the hall.
April 30th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
You should just print this post out and call it art. and if that doesn’t work you could try this.
April 30th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
All of my posts are art.
May 1st, 2008 at 10:57 am
then you’re sitting on a gold mind. btw, thanks for “editing” my comment, nice to see you’ve got things under control big brother
May 1st, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Woah, woah, woah. What is this “editing”? I was under the impression Bill believed in AMERICA. Which means FREEDOM. And you call yourself an artist.
THIS IS PICTURE OF JEPH’S RIGHTS GETTING SHIT ON BY THE MAN
THIS IS A PICTURE OF BILL CONFORMING
May 1st, 2008 at 12:57 pm
THAT WAS A PICTURE OF A LINK WITH A URL SO LARGE THAT IT RAN OFF THE SIDE OF THE BLOG, WHICH BILL EDITED INTO A PROPER “A HREF.”
May 1st, 2008 at 2:02 pm
THIS IS A PICTURE OF BILL DRESSED LIKE HITLER MAKING EXCUSES
May 1st, 2008 at 2:55 pm
A POEM:
THIS IS A PICTURE OF A HYPERLINK
HYPERLINK CALEB HYPERLINK
LONG URL
PROPER ANCHOR REFERENCE
HYPERLINK CALEB HYPERLINK
NAZI GERMANY
OUR RIGHTS
HYPERLINK CALEB HYPERLINK
THE SITUATION
IS UNDER
CONTROL
May 1st, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Where can I see your exhibit?
May 1st, 2008 at 3:32 pm
I’m setting up next week at the 4H Technology fair. Industrial building: booth 122
The exhibit is called:
“THE FUTURE OF OUR DEMISE”
It’s a real eye opener
May 1st, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Last year your prize pig kicked some serious ass. Good luck!