Archive for May, 2008
Dumb and Hummer
The other day I saw an actual Hummer downtown — the original, boxy Hummer. It looked very out of place in a city like Portland, but when he came to a stop sign right next to me, I could see a “Biodiesel” sticker prominently displayed on the side. A statement? Or just clever camouflage to [...]
Read More..>>The Curse of Faith
What I wouldn’t give to be able to speak my mind as eloquently yet bitingly sarcastically as this guy. Maybe I should get me one of those new-fangled British accents.
Read More..>>Pork & Beans Video
So good.
Read More..>>Sunburned for Change Part II
Mom to Me May 21 (1 day ago)
My friend, who has been sick since March and has just had her tonsils out in an attempt to get at whatever is wrong with her (have I pulled on your heartstrings yet?) is DYING to see your Obama photos. Please help make her recuperation easier by getting [...]
Sunburned for Change
I spent the better part of the day today getting all political-like with the special lady friend, as we met up with a couple other Portlanders to hear Barack Obama speak. Unlike when we went to go see Bill Clinton speak, I’m not kicking myself for forgetting my camera; we stood in the blazing sun [...]
Read More..>>Be Tee Doubleyoo
Seven additional tracks have been leaked from Weezer’s upcoming Red Album. I thought maybe I’d hold off until I could hear the completed, final and mastered album… but I caved.
As weird as it sounds, a couple songs (Heart Songs and Everybody Get Dangerous) almost sound like Red Hot Chili Peppers. And Pat sings on a [...]
Job Confirmed
I got a call a couple days ago confirming that I’ve passed the background check for employment at Yahoo (the secret is eating the bodies). Back when I worked for CPU, I was making more money than I knew what to do with, and Yahoo is starting me at exactly double what I was making [...]
Read More..>>Whooops
I guess there was a little confusion among the volunteers with the local Hillary campaign about my attending Bill Clinton’s vote-for-my-wife event a while back. I just received a call asking for help this week because they’re a little short-staffed. They should be more vigilant in the future; I did NOT check the little box [...]
Read More..>>And Baby Says…
(11:15:52 PM) Bill: you remind me of the babe
(11:19:52 PM) Caleb: the babe with the power of voodoo?
(11:20:42 PM) Bill: holy shit
(11:20:51 PM) Bill: you totally jumped the gun
(11:16:14 PM) Bill: you remind me of the babe
(11:16:20 PM) Drew: ?
(11:16:34 PM) Bill: the babe with the power
(11:17:28 PM) Drew: What power?
(11:17:32 PM) Bill: the power [...]
Who Gives a Fuck About Iron Man?
You do. Cuz I just got back from the movie and it was fucking radical.
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