Job Confirmed
I got a call a couple days ago confirming that I’ve passed the background check for employment at Yahoo (the secret is eating the bodies). Back when I worked for CPU, I was making more money than I knew what to do with, and Yahoo is starting me at exactly double what I was making there, so I should finally be doing alright out here.
Today I received a welcome package from them with a bunch of silly branded trinkets — a t-shirt I will never, ever wear, a license plate frame I would never, ever put on my car, and a pen from the future with a focused LED beam in it that projects a Yahoo logo (Bat signal style). The best part of the package was a light-sensing device connected to a speaker so the box yodeled YAHOOOOOOOOOOOO when I opened it (which scared the shit out of me). This device, unlike everything else in the package, now gets daily use thanks to its new placement in the refrigerator. It’s… really annoying.
May 10th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Loaf around for 8 years get a job at yahoo… I’m so proud of you. I’m done with school today, so I’m guessing that your job will start to make the timing such that we never speak again.
May 10th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Hopefully.
May 10th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
and thats true love