Dumb and Hummer
The other day I saw an actual Hummer downtown — the original, boxy Hummer. It looked very out of place in a city like Portland, but when he came to a stop sign right next to me, I could see a “Biodiesel” sticker prominently displayed on the side. A statement? Or just clever camouflage to deter militant greens?
Today I saw an H2, also with an interesting sticker:
The only way my brain can process this is as the ultimate in hipster irony.
May 27th, 2008 at 4:28 am
mathematically, it’s car=x, heaven=y, and x<y. therefore, heaven is better than your car, so the more you spend on your car, the better heaven gets! it may not make sense to you, but then again- you don’t know the love our space god has to give.
May 30th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Un-fucking-believable. I would say their treasure is in their cookie cutter McMansion in the form of a flat screen with surround sound. And they probably watch Disney.
June 1st, 2008 at 4:47 am
lmao…lurve that post title!
June 1st, 2008 at 11:55 pm
don’t encourage bill.
June 3rd, 2008 at 3:58 pm
This is a misunderstanding, it refers to-
Heaven, Michigan
Home of the countries first whistling marathon that ran aug 3, 1893 to aug 3, 1893. The marathon was between a 7 yr old full time laborer at the Westmore coal tar refinery and a 8 yr old full time coat hanger. the only ‘real’ prize from entering the competition was you were excused from work for as long as the marathon went for. so obviously the longer you could whistle, the longer you could avoid going back to work.
I see that bumper sticker daily out here, I’ve done my research.