Archive for June, 2008
Most Idyllic Pizza Experience of My Life
I worked late tonight and when I got home (home as in the special lady friend’s apartment), her and a friend were already several daiquiris into a daiquiri/Yahtzee marathon. I had also picked up a 12-pack on the way back from work so, confronted with an alcohol surplus, I invited Cameron up for an impromptu [...]
Read More..>>From the Sketchbook VII: Best of Yahoo Training Manual (Part II)
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From the Sketchbook VII: Best of Yahoo Training Manual (Part I)
Now that I’ve finally completed class for work, I can take my enormous training manual home and scan all the awesome sketches I made in it. It was like high school all over again, only I was getting paid to be bored out of my skull.
On an unrelated note, if somebody offers you a Hot [...]
George Carlin Died!
George Carlin died yesterday of heart failure. Just heard the news this morning and it’s completely ruined my day; truly devastating news. I thought that guy was going to live forever…
Read More..>>This Whole Town is Fucking Nuts, Example 15,643
It was a long week. I live literally five minutes from work, but have been staying in town with my special lady friend which, between skate time to the train station and the train ride itself, adds up to about a 40 minute commute to work every day. Actually… this information is irrelevant; I don’t [...]
Read More..>>C-ron in P-town
Here’s some fuckin pictures I took of Cameron, his first week in the Land of Ports (the pictures are a little old).
Be tee doubleyoo, Cameron has started some fancy-schmancy artfag blog. Because that’s what you do when you live in Portland.
Read More..>>Metacologne
I’m going to create a cologne called “Restraint,” which will cost like $300 an ounce. The purpose of this cologne and hence, allure, will be to NOT use it. Here is the commercial I envision:
Scene: A posh social gathering. A well-dressed woman hastily pulls a well-dressed man out onto the back patio, closing the sliding [...]
A Few Things
I am alive and well, though busy. You know how it goes; full-time job, full-time GF… Yahoo’s training schedule is especially rigorous at nine hours a day/six days a week for three weeks (which, after seven months of unemployment, has goddamn killed me), but as soon as I’m on my regular work schedule I’m sure [...]
Read More..>>Just in Case Anybody Is Curious…
Yes, I start my new job at Yahoo in about six hours and no, I cannot sleep.
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