Metacologne
I’m going to create a cologne called “Restraint,” which will cost like $300 an ounce. The purpose of this cologne and hence, allure, will be to NOT use it. Here is the commercial I envision:
Scene: A posh social gathering. A well-dressed woman hastily pulls a well-dressed man out onto the back patio, closing the sliding glass door behind them. He pushes her against the wall and they begin passionately making out. She buries her head in his chest and pulls back. They pause.
Woman: Are you using…Restraint?
Man: *Gazes into her eyes* No.They return to making out.
I’m basically a marketing genius.
June 12th, 2008 at 12:25 am
hmmmmm. Sometimes it’s best for a mom NOT to know what goes on in the deep recesses of a son’s mind….
June 12th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Good to hear that you’re working hard at your new job.
June 13th, 2008 at 2:29 am
it’s weird because my metacologne ‘Protection’ totally bombed. i hope yours does better
June 13th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Only if you’re the actor.
July 1st, 2008 at 8:02 pm
That would make any man a regular god-damned sexual ty-ran-a-saurus absolute brilliance my boy i believe your are destined to be the next pioneer of good stink.