Most Idyllic Pizza Experience of My Life
I worked late tonight and when I got home (home as in the special lady friend’s apartment), her and a friend were already several daiquiris into a daiquiri/Yahtzee marathon. I had also picked up a 12-pack on the way back from work so, confronted with an alcohol surplus, I invited Cameron up for an impromptu and informal “gathering.”
At about the time I should have been going to bed, my special lady friend complained that she hadn’t eaten all day, mainly because she had spent it catching Pokémon on my DS. We were short on options, but there’s a little local pizza place about three blocks down from us. I Googled Yahooed Googled them and gave them a call.
Me: *Ring ring*
Pizza Place: Eat Pizza.
Me: Um…yeah, I’d like to order a pizza for carryout?
Pizza Place: Okay.
Me: Um…pepperoni? …Large?
Pizza Place: Eight minutes.
Me: …Okay, I’ll be right down.
Pizza Place: Sick. *Hangs up*
Me: *Confused, impressed, a little aroused*
Cameron and I grabbed a couple beers to enjoy on the walk and stepped out into the brisk 100° air. The pizza these guys serve is incredible. It’s the greasiest, most generic pizza I’ve ever seen, served in a plain white pizza box à la Ninja Turtles.
Somehow it tastes amazing. Well, it wasn’t $16 amazing, but it was pretty good goddamn pizza. And really, when you order from Eat Pizza, you’re clearly paying for the experience.
By the way, “Best Pizza of My Life” award still goes to the pizza served at Surf Side 7 in Ft. Collins. My special lady friend’s Starly evolved into Staravia.
June 30th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
I want this pizza place near me. Except with better prices. I haven’t paid more than $10 for one pizza in a long time.
June 30th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Yeah, it was way too expensive or else I would probably gain about 30lbs in the next week.