Archive for July, 2008
Chromeo: A Show Review in 1 Minute or Less
Been too busy to blog about the Chromeo show last Sunday, but it was, as you can imagine, pretty fucking rad.
We missed the opening act; a DJ Rad who, judging by his MySpace page, wasn’t all that rad anyway. He was followed by Steed Lord, a sort of low-rent Lords of Acid who wants SO [...]
How Not to Get Rich Quick with Google Maps
I discovered a feature on my new Blackberry the other day — in the Google Maps application — in which I can perform voice searches. I push the “walkie talkie” button the side of my phone, say the name of a business, an address or something I’m looking for and Google produces a list for [...]
Read More..>>J-dog Takes the Blue Line
I found this card on the train about a week ago. On the back is some vague bullshit about the fact that I’m forgiven for something I’m pretty sure I never did.
The best part about this card is I cannot for the life of me figure out what the hell it is trying to convey. [...]
Ever Had a 2.5 Hour-Long Orgasm?
That’s because you haven’t seen The Dark Knight in IMAX.
Read More..>>…Seriously?
I need my memory jogged.
What was that short-lived, totally effin’ raaaadical extreme sport that enjoyed brief popularity in the 90’s and was practiced solely by young girls, clumsy, uncoordinated teenagers, confused middle-aged couples and a couple other classes whose one unifying characteristic was either “doesn’t know any better” or “complete lack of shame?”
Oh yeah, rollerblading.
I [...]
July 27th Forecast: Sweaty
Forilla.
Read More..>>Man Led to Satanism Through Children’s Toy, Tells Story with Straight Face
Good for about a zillion laughs.
Comments to the video good for about a brazilian laughs.
Read More..>>The Inevitable Outcome of Evolution
A warning to mankind, on sticky note.
Read More..>>White Guilt: Absolved
I had just gotten off the train and was heading back to my special lady friend’s apartment (which has more or less been “home” for a couple months now), and was busy punching a pointless text message into my phone when a guy stopped me. “Excuse me,” he began. He had a cigarette out, so [...]
Read More..>>T-shirt Honesty
I think we should destroy every t-shirt on Earth that says “World’s Greatest Dad” except for ONE and come up with some sort of system by which we can judge who really has the world’s best dad skills and award him with the shirt. Seriously, we should be fucking impressed by this guy.
Think your dad [...]
