Man Led to Satanism Through Children’s Toy, Tells Story with Straight Face

All, Religion/Politics July 8th, 2008

Good for about a zillion laughs.

Comments to the video good for about a brazilian laughs.

8 Responses to “Man Led to Satanism Through Children’s Toy, Tells Story with Straight Face”

  1. Elliotch Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    Hmm, little abused kid…ouija board…voices…sounds to me like he needs a psychologist… Still.

  2. mom Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 4:07 pm

    Literally, he’s schizophrenic

  3. JOEPuD Says:
    July 8th, 2008 at 4:42 pm

    yup GODmetal sucks

  4. Cameron Says:
    July 9th, 2008 at 3:28 am

    I wish my life was this exciting, like I could write everything off with either A) Demons, or B) God.

    9:00 AM - Demons make me wake up with a hangover
    9:15 AM - God helps me make a pot of coffee; I feel forgiven. God also helps me make breakfast.
    9:30 AM - Demons make me burn my finger while cooking. The Demons also make me too lazy to wash the dishes.

    Exciting!

  5. Caleb Says:
    July 9th, 2008 at 10:26 am

    Hahaha, Cameron’s blame breakdown is pretty spot-on. Everything bad is Satan and everything good is God. It’s more formulaic than a Jennifer Lopez romantic comedy.

  6. zhx Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 6:06 pm

    With the exception, of course, of Maid in Manhattan.

  7. Caleb Says:
    July 14th, 2008 at 6:18 pm

    But who could have seen it coming that she was going to fall in love with that rich guy!? NO ONE. I mean, she was a MAID and he was rich guy. Obviously, I wasn’t talking about Maid in Manhattan.

  8. Rob Says:
    July 18th, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    Damn it, I wanna see demons in the mirror when I shave, too. Some people have all the luck.

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