Archive for July, 2008
You Break-a My Heart, Obama
I knew it was coming.
It’s been there in the back of my head since he started gaining momentum, “How can a candidate this progressive win over a country of bible-clutching troglodytes?” In the month or so since his nomination, Obama has disappointed me time and time again. From his support for the telecom immunity bill [...]
From the Sketchbook VII: Best of Yahoo Training Manual (Part III)
Final installment, kids.
Pro-choicers are Dicks
(03:45:44 AM) Bill: you think theres a porn called womb raider?
(03:45:57 AM) Shawn: I don’t know, but I’m going to start an abortion clinic called that
(03:46:04 AM) Bill: oh dude
(03:46:09 AM) Bill: i just lold so hard
(03:46:29 AM) Bill: jesus christ
Franchise opportunity!
And for the record, I just searched and yes, there is a softcore porn [...]
Getting Old
I got my first paycheck a week ago now and, after I had taken care of my bills, immediately went out to purchase a new complete. I had been skating the same board for a year and it was totally falling apart on me. The deck was chipped and splintering, it had lost its pop [...]
Valet Parking = Stoopid
There’s a restaurant about two blocks down from my girlfriend’s place that always has a couple teenagers in cheesy valet get-up standing around out front. Every couple of minutes a very nice car drives up, a party of smug dickheads exits and one of the teenagers commandeers the vehicle over to a parking spot. The [...]
