Half-Baked Joke

Was out with mah GF and our friends-that-are-also-another-couple (because we’re apparently old and lame now) and passed a McDonald’s whose marquee read THE McRIB IS BACK. In front of this McDonald’s was a group of men in their early 40s just standing around, hanging out, and half a joke came to my mind, which I blurted out to the car without figuring out the other half:

“Hey, m’crib is back! You guys want to come hang at m’crib?” (Speaking as if I were one of the middle aged dudes in front of the McDonald’s)

Look, I’m really proud of this half joke, even if I never exactly get the rest of it to work. Also I had been drinking for a couple hours by this point.

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SOMEWHERE IN HERE IS A REALLY CLEVER JOKE. POTENTIALLY.

Whatever, half the car laughed. Which included me and the other guy. Girls don’t get the really high-brow stuff.

September 9, 2008 • Posted in: All, Randomness

3 Responses to “Half-Baked Joke”

  1. Caleb - September 9th, 2008

    Well, this blog about it made me laugh, so something about is inherently funny.

  2. miT - September 9th, 2008

    Sorry bill, you’re not funny enough yet to be in a Microsoft commercial talking to bill gates for 9 minutes about shoes and how delicious Microsoft is going to be…ill find you funny…ONLY then.

  3. Nick - September 11th, 2008

    This has absolutely nothing to do with your blog but since you never come home and only call to ask for money, which you may or may not have earned (let’s not get into specifics, alright?), I thought this would be the best place to give you a link.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6urw_PWHYk

    I’m guessing you’ve seen this by now but just in case not it seems like something you’d enjoy.

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