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T-shirt Honesty
I think we should destroy every t-shirt on Earth that says “World’s Greatest Dad” except for ONE and come up with some sort of system by which we can judge who really has the world’s best dad skills and award him with the shirt. Seriously, we should be fucking impressed by this guy.
Think your dad [...]
You Break-a My Heart, Obama
I knew it was coming.
It’s been there in the back of my head since he started gaining momentum, “How can a candidate this progressive win over a country of bible-clutching troglodytes?” In the month or so since his nomination, Obama has disappointed me time and time again. From his support for the telecom immunity bill [...]
From the Sketchbook VII: Best of Yahoo Training Manual (Part III)
Final installment, kids.
Read More..>>Pro-choicers are Dicks
(03:45:44 AM) Bill: you think theres a porn called womb raider?
(03:45:57 AM) Shawn: I don’t know, but I’m going to start an abortion clinic called that
(03:46:04 AM) Bill: oh dude
(03:46:09 AM) Bill: i just lold so hard
(03:46:29 AM) Bill: jesus christ
Franchise opportunity!
And for the record, I just searched and yes, there is a softcore porn [...]
Getting Old
I got my first paycheck a week ago now and, after I had taken care of my bills, immediately went out to purchase a new complete. I had been skating the same board for a year and it was totally falling apart on me. The deck was chipped and splintering, it had lost its pop [...]
Read More..>>Valet Parking = Stoopid
There’s a restaurant about two blocks down from my girlfriend’s place that always has a couple teenagers in cheesy valet get-up standing around out front. Every couple of minutes a very nice car drives up, a party of smug dickheads exits and one of the teenagers commandeers the vehicle over to a parking spot. The [...]
Read More..>>Most Idyllic Pizza Experience of My Life
I worked late tonight and when I got home (home as in the special lady friend’s apartment), her and a friend were already several daiquiris into a daiquiri/Yahtzee marathon. I had also picked up a 12-pack on the way back from work so, confronted with an alcohol surplus, I invited Cameron up for an impromptu [...]
Read More..>>From the Sketchbook VII: Best of Yahoo Training Manual (Part II)
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From the Sketchbook VII: Best of Yahoo Training Manual (Part I)
Now that I’ve finally completed class for work, I can take my enormous training manual home and scan all the awesome sketches I made in it. It was like high school all over again, only I was getting paid to be bored out of my skull.
On an unrelated note, if somebody offers you a Hot [...]
George Carlin Died!
George Carlin died yesterday of heart failure. Just heard the news this morning and it’s completely ruined my day; truly devastating news. I thought that guy was going to live forever…
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