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Ever Had a 2.5 Hour-Long Orgasm?
That’s because you haven’t seen The Dark Knight in IMAX.
Read More..>>White Guilt: Absolved
I had just gotten off the train and was heading back to my special lady friend’s apartment (which has more or less been “home” for a couple months now), and was busy punching a pointless text message into my phone when a guy stopped me. “Excuse me,” he began. He had a cigarette out, so [...]
Read More..>>Getting Old
I got my first paycheck a week ago now and, after I had taken care of my bills, immediately went out to purchase a new complete. I had been skating the same board for a year and it was totally falling apart on me. The deck was chipped and splintering, it had lost its pop [...]
Read More..>>Most Idyllic Pizza Experience of My Life
I worked late tonight and when I got home (home as in the special lady friend’s apartment), her and a friend were already several daiquiris into a daiquiri/Yahtzee marathon. I had also picked up a 12-pack on the way back from work so, confronted with an alcohol surplus, I invited Cameron up for an impromptu [...]
Read More..>>George Carlin Died!
George Carlin died yesterday of heart failure. Just heard the news this morning and it’s completely ruined my day; truly devastating news. I thought that guy was going to live forever…
Read More..>>A Few Things
I am alive and well, though busy. You know how it goes; full-time job, full-time GF… Yahoo’s training schedule is especially rigorous at nine hours a day/six days a week for three weeks (which, after seven months of unemployment, has goddamn killed me), but as soon as I’m on my regular work schedule I’m sure [...]
Read More..>>Just in Case Anybody Is Curious…
Yes, I start my new job at Yahoo in about six hours and no, I cannot sleep.
Read More..>>Sunburned for Change
I spent the better part of the day today getting all political-like with the special lady friend, as we met up with a couple other Portlanders to hear Barack Obama speak. Unlike when we went to go see Bill Clinton speak, I’m not kicking myself for forgetting my camera; we stood in the blazing sun [...]
Read More..>>Job Confirmed
I got a call a couple days ago confirming that I’ve passed the background check for employment at Yahoo (the secret is eating the bodies). Back when I worked for CPU, I was making more money than I knew what to do with, and Yahoo is starting me at exactly double what I was making [...]
Read More..>>Who Gives a Fuck About Iron Man?
You do. Cuz I just got back from the movie and it was fucking radical.
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