Archive for the 'Randomness' Category
How Not to Get Rich Quick with Google Maps
I discovered a feature on my new Blackberry the other day — in the Google Maps application — in which I can perform voice searches. I push the “walkie talkie” button the side of my phone, say the name of a business, an address or something I’m looking for and Google produces a list for [...]
Read More..>>The Inevitable Outcome of Evolution
A warning to mankind, on sticky note.
Read More..>>T-shirt Honesty
I think we should destroy every t-shirt on Earth that says “World’s Greatest Dad” except for ONE and come up with some sort of system by which we can judge who really has the world’s best dad skills and award him with the shirt. Seriously, we should be fucking impressed by this guy.
Think your dad [...]
From the Sketchbook VII: Best of Yahoo Training Manual (Part III)
Final installment, kids.
Read More..>>Pro-choicers are Dicks
(03:45:44 AM) Bill: you think theres a porn called womb raider?
(03:45:57 AM) Shawn: I don’t know, but I’m going to start an abortion clinic called that
(03:46:04 AM) Bill: oh dude
(03:46:09 AM) Bill: i just lold so hard
(03:46:29 AM) Bill: jesus christ
Franchise opportunity!
And for the record, I just searched and yes, there is a softcore porn [...]
Valet Parking = Stoopid
There’s a restaurant about two blocks down from my girlfriend’s place that always has a couple teenagers in cheesy valet get-up standing around out front. Every couple of minutes a very nice car drives up, a party of smug dickheads exits and one of the teenagers commandeers the vehicle over to a parking spot. The [...]
Read More..>>Most Idyllic Pizza Experience of My Life
I worked late tonight and when I got home (home as in the special lady friend’s apartment), her and a friend were already several daiquiris into a daiquiri/Yahtzee marathon. I had also picked up a 12-pack on the way back from work so, confronted with an alcohol surplus, I invited Cameron up for an impromptu [...]
Read More..>>From the Sketchbook VII: Best of Yahoo Training Manual (Part II)
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From the Sketchbook VII: Best of Yahoo Training Manual (Part I)
Now that I’ve finally completed class for work, I can take my enormous training manual home and scan all the awesome sketches I made in it. It was like high school all over again, only I was getting paid to be bored out of my skull.
On an unrelated note, if somebody offers you a Hot [...]
Metacologne
I’m going to create a cologne called “Restraint,” which will cost like $300 an ounce. The purpose of this cologne and hence, allure, will be to NOT use it. Here is the commercial I envision:
Scene: A posh social gathering. A well-dressed woman hastily pulls a well-dressed man out onto the back patio, closing the sliding [...]
