Archive for the 'Randomness' Category
Dumb and Hummer
The other day I saw an actual Hummer downtown — the original, boxy Hummer. It looked very out of place in a city like Portland, but when he came to a stop sign right next to me, I could see a “Biodiesel” sticker prominently displayed on the side. A statement? Or just clever camouflage to [...]
Read More..>>And Baby Says…
(11:15:52 PM) Bill: you remind me of the babe
(11:19:52 PM) Caleb: the babe with the power of voodoo?
(11:20:42 PM) Bill: holy shit
(11:20:51 PM) Bill: you totally jumped the gun
(11:16:14 PM) Bill: you remind me of the babe
(11:16:20 PM) Drew: ?
(11:16:34 PM) Bill: the babe with the power
(11:17:28 PM) Drew: What power?
(11:17:32 PM) Bill: the power [...]
It Will Be Hailed as “Uncompromising” and “A Triumph”
(2:20:26 PM) Bill: dude
(2:20:32 PM) Bill: i just came up with an art exhibition
(2:20:42 PM) Bill: this is so pretentious its amazing
(2:20:57 PM) Bill: its like a bunch of huge photo prints
(2:21:20 PM) Bill: but instead of photos, they’re blank white sheets of photo paper with bold black text describing some common snapshot cliches
(2:22:19 PM) [...]
All You Can Eat (Limit Two)
When I got back to my apartment building last night, there were two buffalo wings sitting on top of the stairs in the hallway. There’s ALWAYS random things in the hallway here, so I just laughed and continued on my way. But I got another laugh when I went skateboarding today and they were STILL [...]
Read More..>>I Dream in Stupid
When I was younger I used to dream a lot — vivid dreams, too — that I would often remember well after waking. In fact, I still distinctly remember several dreams I had as a kid. It concerns me a bit then that for the past several years I’ve been having pretty dreamless sleep. Well, [...]
Read More..>>Dudes, Band Name
The name is from an episode of The Daily Show, but not as a band name:
Remington Snatch
Discuss.
Some Illiterate Fiction
I just discovered my ex-stepbrother’s Myspace, which he hasn’t used a whole lot in the past year, but he did post some incredible fiction. Oh, for reference, I think he’s 22 years old and yes, English is his first (well, only) language.
there was a guy named after his great grand father.He was to be like [...]
I Gave Up on Seal
I posted back on the first that Nick had suggested I learn Kiss from a Rose on guitar, which was a brilliant idea because I love knowing songs that make people say “…why do you know that song?” I had originally planned on multitracking several parts and covering the whole song instrumentally, but I had [...]
Read More..>>Voice of Reason
I realized today that, even if I had the talent, I could never be a tattoo artist. It takes a very special kind of person to not only condone but facilitate other people’s poor decision making. I am most definitely not that person. Have you SEEN 99% of the tattoos people get? Yeesh. The process [...]
Read More..>>Passing Zone Hierarchy
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