Archive for the ‘Randomness’ Category
Some Illiterate Fiction
I just discovered my ex-stepbrother’s Myspace, which he hasn’t used a whole lot in the past year, but he did post some incredible fiction. Oh, for reference, I think he’s 22 years old and yes, English is his first (well, only) language.
there was a guy named after his great grand father.He was to be like [...]
I Gave Up on Seal
I posted back on the first that Nick had suggested I learn Kiss from a Rose on guitar, which was a brilliant idea because I love knowing songs that make people say “…why do you know that song?” I had originally planned on multitracking several parts and covering the whole song instrumentally, but I had [...]
Voice of Reason
I realized today that, even if I had the talent, I could never be a tattoo artist. It takes a very special kind of person to not only condone but facilitate other people’s poor decision making. I am most definitely not that person. Have you SEEN 99% of the tattoos people get? Yeesh. The process [...]
Passing Zone Hierarchy
How These Things Start
Recording forthcoming.
Oh Man! So Many Options!!
“How would you like your Sudafed PE opened this evening, sir? I know how fond you are of the ‘Separate at Perforations’ method.”
“Surprise me, Withersby.”
“As you wish, sir. I’ll fetch the scissors at once.”
“On second thought, Withersby, the issue of this fever is rather pressing…perhaps in the interest of time we should merely ‘Peel back/Push [...]
Who Are These People and Why Does Myspace Want Me to Embrace Them?
For at least the past six months, about one in 20 (though it FEELS far more common) logins to Myspace produces one of the following two profiles under “Cool New People.”
I spend about one full second on the main page — just long enough to click “login” — yet these two pictures are obnoxious [...]
Your One-Stop Hawaiian Music Resource
Since my spam filter isn’t perfect, I skim my spam queue before emptying it out to catch any stray legit comments. It’s rare, but fortunately the spam I get is just as good.
Hello My name is Chris, and I have been searching the web in regards to Hawaiian Music for what seems like ages now. [...]
Called Out: Chris W Edition
Speaking of anti-cell phone Luddites, here’s an interesting tidbit: Chris W, former anti-cell phone Luddite and aspiring hunky fireman now has a cell phone. Oh, and guess who isn’t cool enough to get the new number?
Chris, I’ve met your other friends. I may not be your BEST friend…but I’m definitely your coolest friend. And this [...]
In Defense of Texting: A Treatise
When cell phone technology was becoming accessible and affordable to Joe Schmoe and not just Johnny Suit, it was the most annoying thing on Earth. Perhaps it was the stigma we attached to the cell phone since, before this time, the only person that could afford them — or had the audacity to consider himself [...]
